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Dow Jones Haiku - Yes ALL 30 Components!

November 12, 2009 – Comments (15) | RELATED TICKERS: MMM , HD , PFE

Every once in a while I feel the need to mix in some fun with the information otherwise it just becomes almost a tedious work effort. After some careful deliberation and being forced to read a few haiku's at work (and bad ones at that), I came up with the idea to write 30 separate Haiku's, one for each of the individual components of the Dow Jones Industrial Average. This is basically all in jest so I hope it gives you a decent laugh. Feel free to add your own below. So without further adieu....

The Dow Jones Industrial Average Components Haiku.....

Alcoa (NYSE: AA)

Home Building Curtailed

Aluminum Stagnation

Pass Me The Antacid

American Express (NYSE: AXP)

Get Blue Cash Rewards

Variable Rates Stink

Where Is My Damn Check?

Boeing (NYSE: BA)

Where Art Thou New Plane?

The Dreamliner 787

Never To Be Seen

Bank of America (NYSE: BAC)

Real Estate Crashing

Ken Lewis Has Our Money

Fed Can You Help Us?

Caterpillar (NYSE: CAT)

Just One Question

You Think My Tractors Sexy?

Its Not My Dear Deere

Cisco Systems (NASD: CSCO)

Who Is Your Server?

What A Massive Cash Pile Here

We Own Your Mother

Chevron Inc. (NYSE: CVX)

You Need Gasoline

Try The Chevron With Techron

Wallet Is Now Sad

Dupont (NYSE: DD)

Bored By Chemicals?

Want To Suck On A Soybean

Pass The Cyanide

Disney (NYSE: DIS)

Magical Kingdom

Now A Travelers Wasteland

Mickey Needs Money

General Electric (NYSE: GE)

Anything You Do

They Can Do So Much Better

Does Not Make Your Eggs

Home Depot (NYSE: HD)

Buy While It Is Cheap,

Home Improvement Paradise

Crap, I Am Foreclosed

Hewlett-Packard (NYSE: HPQ)

Camera, Printer

Personal Computer Store

Should Have Got A Dell

International Business Machines (NYSE: IBM)

Hardware Gone Retro

Stand In Awe, The New I.T.

Move over Segway

Intel Corporation (NASD: INTC)

Revenue Growing

Economy Falling Flat

Damn You Cyclicals

Johnson and Johnson (NYSE: JNJ)

Hooray Baby Wipes

A Family Company

Stupid Commercials

JP Morgan Chase (NYSE: JPM)

Who Needs A Bailout?

Someone Call Matthew Lesko

Yay Informercials!

Kraft Foods (NYSE: KFT)

College Kids Enjoy

Their Macaroni and Cheese

Boy They Sure Are Poor

Coca-Cola Co. (NYSE: KO)

Beverage Giant

Belly Ache From the Syrup

Drowning in Sugar

McDonalds Inc. (NYSE: MCD)

Chicken McNuggets

Quarter Pounder, Fries, Shake, Pie

Walking Heart Attack

3M Company (NYSE: MMM)

Paper Thin Profits

Make A Note On A Post It

This Just Might Get Reamed

Merck (NYSE: MRK)

Success Story Solved

Organic Growth Not Present

Buy Another Drug

Microsoft Inc. (NASD: MSFT)

Windows Seven Here

Haven’t Destroyed Computer

Neener Neener Mac

Pfizer Inc. (NYSE: PFE)

Have A Drug For That?

Beware The Little Blue Pill

Hi Mister Coat Rack

Proctor & Gamble (NYSE: PG)

Government Peril?

Losing Entire Nest Egg?

Go Wipe Your Behind

AT&T (NYSE: T)

Get A Texting Plan

That Evil Temptress I-Phone

Bank Account Now Zero

The Travelers Co. (NYSE: TRV)

You Need An Agent

Paying Money Just In Case

So Kiss It Goodbye

United Technologies (NYSE: UTX)

Huge Conglomerate

Elevator Going Up?

Magic Eight Ball Lies

Verizon Communications (NYSE: VZ)

The Best Coverage

Lawsuit From AT&T

Can You Hear Me Now?

Wal*Mart Stores (NYSE: WMT)

Ten Dollar Kids Toys

Aisles Full Of Screaming Kids

Headache Aisle One

Exxon Mobil (NYSE: XOM)

Buy A Small Country

Finance It With Oil Proceeds

Petrol From Algae?

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