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Edited Alice n Chains for the Alstry Zombulation



June 16, 2009 – Comments (2)

Edited Alice N Chains Lyrics to symbolize the Alstry Zombulation (which has started in full force)

(Heaven and Hell  =  EPA and FED)

"Nationalize what you wanna Nationalize
Take what you came to Take
Destroy if you wanna Destroy
I dont like what I see

Like the coldest Summer chill
The EPA is beside you... Federal heck is within
Like the coldest Summer chill
The EPA is beside you... Federal heck is within
Like the coldest Summer will
The EPA is beside you... Federal heck is within

And you think you're immune to it still, but Zombulation will find you!"

(Down in a hole =  Bury my Portfolio)

"Bury my portfolio in my tomb
I lost my investments because of you
Stock prices rain down and here I sit
Holding bankrupt shares

In a bloom

My Stocks...Down in a hole and I dont know if they can be saved
See their balance sheets, they decorate them like a grave
You dont understand what the Feds
Thought they were shaping them to be
Look at me

Now a broke man
Who wont let himself be

My Stocks Down in a hole, lookin so cheap
My Stocks Down in a hole, losin their liquidity
Id like to Short and Sell!
But my Stock Broker says I've been so denied!"

2 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On June 16, 2009 at 2:21 PM, carcassgrinder (34.49) wrote:

Metallica: Seek and Destroy

Scannin' the scene in the market tonight,

Lookin' for one to set my portfolio right, 

There's an evil in this trading range,

But it's nothin new, you know it drives us insane...


Every day...


Time to pay...


My only play....


Brokers....Seek and Destroy

Advisors...Seek and Destroy


There is no escape..and that's for sure,

This is the end, we can't take any more,

Say goodbye to the makets you once knew,

You've always been takin', but now it takes you... 


Brokers....Seek and Destroy

Advisors...Seek and Destroy



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#2) On June 16, 2009 at 3:26 PM, tfirst (58.23) wrote:

You guys have way too much time on your hands......

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