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Even the BUNNIES



October 07, 2008 – Comments (3)

Tycoon Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar glamour empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil.

The 83-year-old has been told to lay off some of his staff at his Los Angeles and New York offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt.

The company has recently seen shares fall from £6.20 to £1.55.

An insider at the company told the Daily Star that bosses had been aware of the worsening situation for "a while".

"Only the top brass has known for a while how bad things have been for Hef recently."

It's bad enough that states are running out of cash.  That cities are bankrupt.  That few will be able to retire.  Bankruptcies commonplace.  Families waiting in food lines.  Communities becoming ghost towns..............


NOT THE BUNNIES....SAY IT ISN'T SO.......When the even the Bunnies have to go......the world istarting to wake up...............Time to restructure....NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 07, 2008 at 6:50 PM, kdakota630 (28.97) wrote:

Yeah, but what guy wouldn't live that guy's life? LOL!


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#2) On October 07, 2008 at 7:51 PM, dinodelaurentis (83.39) wrote:

proof of the corruption of the media.

in the seventies this would have been on all three networks.

Bunnies are as pure as the driven snow compared to our elected officials. Hef too!

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#3) On October 07, 2008 at 8:08 PM, cooperbry (41.72) wrote:

Government really knows how to screw the pooch.  Our current market condition is a direct result of government getting involved.  

It's their fault the bunnies were fired.  I think Larry Flynt can hire them though, so, I'm not that worried.

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