Everybody go out and trash the place!
Everybody, I urge you to start throwing your trash all over the streets! That way there will be more sanitation jobs!
Go flip over some cars! More plant jobs for car makers!
Burn your house down to spark the home builders!
Stab your children! More hospital jobs!
The best part is, Chinas going to pay for this forever, and all we have to do is keep cutting down trees and creating money! It's THAT simple! How could there NOT be production if we have so much money! Woohoo! Go Keynes!