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October 18, 2010 – Comments (8)

Everybody, I urge you to start throwing your trash all over the streets!  That way there will be more sanitation jobs!

Go flip over some cars! More plant jobs for car makers!

Burn your house down to spark the home builders!

Stab your children! More hospital jobs!

The best part is, Chinas going to pay for this forever, and all we have to do is keep cutting down trees and creating money!  It's THAT simple!  How could there NOT be production if we have so much money!  Woohoo!  Go Keynes!

8 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 18, 2010 at 4:00 PM, dragonLZ (99.59) wrote:

Stab your children! More hospital jobs!

I don't quite get your point.

Why would we stab our children when we would also create more hospital jobs by only breaking their arm or a leg?

Creating new jobs is good, but stabing is cruel. I would never do that to my children...   

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#2) On October 18, 2010 at 4:52 PM, Valyooo (99.35) wrote:

This is why I don't consider you a productive member of society; you never stab your children.

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#3) On October 18, 2010 at 11:28 PM, DarkReaper (39.54) wrote:

lmao

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#4) On October 24, 2010 at 12:10 AM, HarryCarysGhost (99.69) wrote:

I Just let my dog poop on the sidewalk.

Anarchy avoided- I had a bag!

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#5) On October 24, 2010 at 10:01 PM, Valyooo (99.35) wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW WILL THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT NOW HAVE JOBS WITH YOUR RECKLESS BAG TOUTING WAYS!

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#6) On October 24, 2010 at 10:27 PM, dragonLZ (99.59) wrote:

Valyooo, there is no reason to get so upset.

It's no problem if he picks up after his dog, as long as he stabs his dog at some point (hopefully sooner rather than later).

Even though veterinarians are animal doctors, new veterinarian jobs are still new jobs... Just my opinion...

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#7) On October 24, 2010 at 10:33 PM, 1277507302 wrote:

All hail Landru, FESTIVAL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYTkSFRmKzM

PS - Sorry to all non-Trekies

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#8) On October 25, 2010 at 12:10 AM, HarryCarysGhost (99.69) wrote:

dragonLZ wants to stab your puppy!

I'm HarryCarysGhost  and I approve this message.

Paid for by the anti-dragonLZ killing your puppy campaign.

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