Fake News: Earth Downgraded to Junk
October 07, 2011
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Fake News: Earth Downgraded to Junk
News Bulletin (June 2013): In a surprise turn of events S&P, Moodys, and Fitch have all in unison downgraded Planet Earth to ZZZ- effectively junk status, the lowest rating possible. Outlook for Planet Earth's Credit Rating is Severely Negative.
S&P went even further than Moody's and Fitch and lowered their outlook for the entire Solar System
to Negative. This implies that within 6 months, S&P could lower the Solar System's Credit Rating.
Planet Earth does not know what to do! If they continue to print more cash, inflation will continue going higher and right now it is a massive struggle to purchase 1/2 a loaf of bread no matter what country you live in.
President Obama held an immediate, impromptu press conference to declare that all of this wasn't his fault, but was instead the fault of those who didn't vote for him in the 2012 election.
The recent arrival from the Zyberg Aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy vehemently disagreed with President Obama's explanation for the credit crisis. The Zyberg Aliens wouldn't have traveled to
billions of miles away to Planet Earth if it weren't for the fact that Earth's Credit Crisis was starting to cause a Contagion spreading from planet to planet, galaxy to galaxy.
The Zyberg Aliens have sought to help straighten out the mess Human Kind has caused but their advice amounted to more SOCIALISM, Money Printing, and everything else "Occupy Wallstreet" protestors wanted... In other words, more of the same!
Rush Limbaugh has been a major detractor for the Zyberg Aliens, pointing out how they aren't any better than President Obama himself.
In other news, APPLE Computer Company has just released a Television that will follow you around your house so you can always have President Obama in view! Astonishing!
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