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Fake News: Earth Downgraded to Junk



October 07, 2011 – Comments (5)

Fake News: Earth Downgraded to Junk

News Bulletin (June 2013):
  In a surprise turn of events S&P, Moodys, and Fitch have all in unison downgraded Planet Earth to ZZZ-  effectively junk status, the lowest rating possible.  Outlook for Planet Earth's Credit Rating is Severely Negative.

S&P went even further than Moody's and Fitch and lowered their outlook for the entire Solar System
to Negative.  This implies that within 6 months, S&P could lower the Solar System's Credit Rating.

Planet Earth does not know what to do!  If they continue to print more cash, inflation will continue going higher and right now it is a massive struggle to purchase 1/2 a loaf of bread no matter what country you live in.

President Obama held an immediate, impromptu press conference to declare that all of this wasn't his fault, but was instead the fault of those who didn't vote for him in the 2012 election.

The recent arrival from the Zyberg Aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy vehemently disagreed with President Obama's explanation for the credit crisis.  The Zyberg Aliens wouldn't have traveled to
billions of miles away to Planet Earth if it weren't for the fact that Earth's Credit Crisis was starting to cause a Contagion spreading from planet to planet, galaxy to galaxy.

The Zyberg Aliens have sought to help straighten out the mess Human Kind has caused but their advice amounted to more SOCIALISM, Money Printing, and everything else "Occupy Wallstreet" protestors wanted... In other words, more of the same!

Rush Limbaugh has been a major detractor for the Zyberg Aliens, pointing out how they aren't any better than President Obama himself.

In other news, APPLE Computer Company has just released a Television that will follow you around your house so you can always have President Obama in view!  Astonishing!

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 07, 2011 at 12:56 PM, L0RDZ (91.04) wrote:


who leaked this...  shhhhhh  its suppose to be a secret..

Only  job less moronic idiots would vote  Barry another 4 years  to really  fook things up..

Obama is  making Bush look genius like...


Can someone please prescribe me lots of drugs...  get  me  another big bottle of jack daniels..

a revolver... and  some bullets...


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#2) On October 07, 2011 at 1:16 PM, Oddodd (51.21) wrote:

Those silly Zerbergs need to take a more drastic approach:  financially quarantine Earth, remove us from the AndroDollar currency, and come back in a century to reassess.  An economic The Day the Earth Stood Still, if you will.

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#3) On October 07, 2011 at 1:47 PM, cbwang888 (25.43) wrote:

100% human unemployed, only Wall-E is working and cleaning up junks ...

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#4) On October 07, 2011 at 2:11 PM, Varchild2008 (84.02) wrote:

Now you know how I feel about the credit ratings agency.

They downgraded all kinds of UK financial institutions and some other EU banks...

This is nutz... Every week some country or three is getting a credit rating downgrade.  What happens seriously when all kinds of countries can not have their ratings lowered any further unless the ratings agency add some more letters or minus signs?

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#5) On October 07, 2011 at 3:59 PM, Euro247 (32.24) wrote:

The Aliens are slowly draining us of all the gold, and some people still have the nerve to say that gold is in a bubble!

No wonder Jupiter is refusing to bail us out

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