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Fake: President Obama Televises Egypt Response

February 10, 2011 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: CSCO

Fake News:

President Obama Televises Egypt Response

See..uh....I told MUbarak that he should stay before I said he should go! or was Wisner the one??? uh....Wisner is to blame for....uh....orderly transistion getting all mucked up a bit before it got better?  It's better that Mubarak decided to leave and stay until September where.....uh....Orderly Transitionary progress will somehow surface with....uh....Mubarak sorta.....doing what I told him to not no not no no do....  Anyhow...I can't be any more clear folks!

So, I think..uh....This calls for a celebration....Afterall, Obamacare...uh....according to the CBO's best estimates....uhm....uh.....Will create 800,000 jobs....after...it destroys 800,000 jobs...or uh....uhm....that may be what Nancy Pelosi said through my ear piece...uh....uhm...uh....uhm.....uh.......uhm.....There it goes...Teleprompter fixed!  No need to get bent out of shape over my Cabinet members not know what the *&^% they are doing with the uh....EGYPT situation....

Maybe....uh....Obamacare needs to be adopted in EGYPT.....It....uhm....uh....Could pave the way for yet another orderly transition...to uh....uhm....Mubarak's popularity rating....

So...uh....We had to pass Obamacare so as to know what is in it....and we had to uh....Tell Mubarak to leave....before we can know what a Military Crackdown looks like..

So....Uh....In a absolute rarity folks... I will actually take a question from the Media....uh....uhm....but not today.