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Five Rules For Men to Follow For a Happy Life (Joke)

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December 30, 2009 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: NKE

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

- Tiger Woods

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On December 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM, catoismymotor (51.71) wrote:

+ 1 Rec!

 

 

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#2) On December 30, 2009 at 2:32 PM, kdakota630 (29.46) wrote:

I actually feel bad picking on Tiger Woods, but that joke is just so much funnier adding his name as the author.

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#3) On December 30, 2009 at 2:40 PM, tkell31 (24.42) wrote:

Nice!  A little short, I think it needs a 6-10.

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#4) On December 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM, eldemonio (98.81) wrote:

Nice work. 

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#5) On December 30, 2009 at 9:25 PM, hundredpercent (< 20) wrote:

I almost peeed my paints laughing!!!!!

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