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madcowmonkey (< 20)

Found a new fuel source



July 27, 2009 – Comments (11)

Well, acutally my kid did. I deliberately let my kid sit in his diaper for a maximum 3 hours before changing the soaked and drupily overfilled diaper (with baby pee).  I am not that cruel to let a due-ski sit there for 3 hours!

Any who, if you let a diaper fill up with enough pee, there are "flavor" crystals that form. Well, these flavor crystals have an enormous amount of explosive power when ignited with a diesel truck. In fact I blew up the engine on the F-350 that my neighbors had. Sometimes trials don't go so well.

I plan on patenting this next week and hiring about 5 billion babies to work in the diaper pee factory. I already have costco on board as a sponsor for the diapers and the fuel.

I plan on calling it "madfuel"!
















*This blog is specifically for igniting those minds on TMF that have been laying dormant over the last couple of months that are watching the oil "boondoggle". If nothing else comes of it......I am fine with it. *

11 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On July 27, 2009 at 2:06 PM, caterpillar10 wrote:

be prepared for diaper rash but while your at it you can get reptile minerals at the pet store for baby to supercharge those crystals  

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#2) On July 27, 2009 at 2:07 PM, binve (< 20) wrote:

LOL! Hey madcow, I will have the second addtion to your "baby-pee explosive crystal farm" in about a month :) Does that get me a partial ownership stake in your new company ? ... :) Thanks for the laugh bro :)

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#3) On July 27, 2009 at 2:32 PM, anticitrade (98.48) wrote:


Be careful, one day that kid may be responsible for changing your diapers!  Forming "flavor crystals" in your own shorts may explain the term "crotchedy old man".

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#4) On July 27, 2009 at 3:52 PM, nottheSEC (78.67) wrote:

Found a better feul source and a wasted one that could be recycled!!!

The energy expended arguing with your wife 

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#5) On July 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Mary953 (85.11) wrote:


Can you say Petroalgae?  How about Pax Clean Energy?  Let me know when you start the .OB part of this so I can ride the wave up before it comes crashing down!  ;)

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#6) On July 28, 2009 at 7:06 AM, eldemonio (97.79) wrote:

5 billion babies?  Sounds like you might be moving your operation to China?

What about adult diapers?  If my pee can be converted into fuel, I won't feel so bad about opting for the Depends when my games are on TV.  Get me another beer, I am saving Mother Earth damnit! 

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#7) On July 28, 2009 at 11:40 AM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:

Cat- not a bad idea. Supercharged baby's have been in the back of my mind all week. I really thought about how I could increase their productivity.....the little slackers.

binve-your baby is going to have an entirely different fuel source. So many colors to choose from, you will not know what to do. The smell isn't too bad to start off with, but just wait:)

antici- I think I am ready for the crotchey old man title already.....just put a senor in there. I hope I don't require that type of attention later. Thanks for the heads up though.

nottheSEC- that is inevitable. I think arguments have become her past time:)

Mary- you think it will skyrocket! Thanks for that. Check for it on the pinks in a week:)

 eld- I believe that our kidneys are shot at this time and do not distill the fluids correctly. I find that to be a good thing. I am trying some energy bull drinks to offset the really increase productivity for the 70 and up group. I will work on the depends sponsorship. What a way to make a living eh?

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#8) On July 28, 2009 at 9:42 PM, Tastylunch (28.56) wrote:

Dizzz@mn dude that's nasty

Evenmore so when you consider that "madfuel" and "flavor Crystals" sounds like terms for a Kid version of Gatorade.

I love the fact that this blog of yours got 19 recs :)

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#9) On July 29, 2009 at 10:16 AM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:

I love the fact that this blog of yours got 19 recs :)

It just happens like that sometimes? Unlike this blog that got 6 recs for putting up what some picks were that I was looking at for that time.

Coal in the mix? PCX


PCX went from 2.97 to mid 9's.

WLT went from 16.32 to 48.

APAGF went from 8 to 23

You probably know my style on here better than most. I really don't want to be followed for selecting isn't easy staying under the 99 radar screen:)..I would rather just give helpful shout outs to my peeps that might have caught on to whatever it is that I say on here:) Usually if I blog about it, then it is worth taking a look at.....I think.

So 6 recs or 19 is all in good fun:) 

I liked the "madfuel" and "flavor crystals", they really set it off in the blog.

I will return to yelling at my easter basket.


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#10) On July 29, 2009 at 10:39 PM, Tastylunch (28.56) wrote:

haha yeah it's funny , even in CAPS people gravitate towards infortainment don't they? I've noticed that in my posts as well :)

I agree with you this game is less fun when you have worry about people following your advice/picks. Thats why I usually only advertise the craptastic oTC stocks. They're pretty  clear cut :)

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#11) On July 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:

Craptastic:) You definitely have that arena covered. I enjoy the infortainment as well, but I still like going to the blogs that discuss relavent material too. Sometimes I read the blogs on CAPs and just wonder what is in the cool aid, but I try to not say anything on the blog.....although I did ask a wtf on theoxengroups blog about shorting LUV for a 3% return? If you ever want to get stunned by pure lunacy, that would be one to check in on.

BTW- I have been missing your blogs lately. I know you had a drive by a little while ago on Helix I think, but that comes with the style of information you present:) They are always fun to read. TastyTrash always sets it up pretty well too. Should have used it for the LJPC post that I did a while back. 

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