Geeknet (LNUX) Speaks with Non-insider Shareholders
Geeknet "Better to be a geek than an idiot." *
Non-insider shareholders: "When are you hiring your first geek?
Geeknet: "The Pork Industry apparently can't take a joke, 'New white meat' from sparkly unitcorns not meant to replace pork-based diets'.
Non-insider shareholders: "That's really interesting Mr. id10t, but the shareholders are interested in Geeknet ensuring ROE exceeds sustainable growth (G*)...maximizing shareholder value, and our question to you is Where's the beef?
Porky Pig (the other white meat): "EBITDA EBITDA EBITDA, THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"
* geek.net home page (View Source)
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