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Get Checked out by THE DOCTOR in these dire times!



September 29, 2008 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: DPS

Portfolio troubles?  I just lossed 15 thousand dollars so far to date this year so I don't want to hear it.

However... Looking at my decimated portfolio and wanting to bail out of every single stock I invested my time, money, and energy in and proclaiming the Stock Market a complete SHAM and TRAVESTY.... There's 1 stock staring at me in the face and saying to me. . . "Do you need help?"

And furthermore there is a press release that this STOCK has produced that has sent the market meltdown in complete reversal for this stock.

It's like running away from a serial killer chasing you while screaming "HELP!" and feeling HELP-Less and when all hope seems lost out in the darkness you see a Knight in Shining Armor.... a Comic Book Superhero.... A Savior.... Pulling you out of harms way and vanquishing the EVILS of this hideously unsafe market.

And this time.... The Knight in Shining Armor... The Comic Book Superhero.... the Savior....

Is wearing a Stethoscope and goes by the name:  Dr. Pepper Snapple Group.... Ticker Symbol (DPS).

Figures... Not even the Credit Crisis can "Mess with Texas."

This Texas Company by next week Monday is going to be tradeable for the first time ever on the S&P 500 thanks to Warren Buffet's acquisition of Wrigley closing.

This simple press release....This simple hero's cry slicing through the pain and anquish of a War Torn Portfolio just may end up Saving me from jumping out any windows.

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#1) On September 29, 2008 at 7:27 PM, Varchild2008 (84.96) wrote:

Clarification:  I AM KIDDING about the last sentence ya know the windows thing.

I actually have tons of money I've kept safe away from the Stock Market and will never need to worry about the money lost because frankly... I have a high paying job and my job ain't going anywhere no matter what.

Just wanted to be creative in my writing and that's the only intent.  Probably a bad *shock* and *awe* statement that I shouldn't have written because well I was kidding but that's poor taste to kid in that way I suppose in these times.. shame on me.

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