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Ghoser.....Meet the Zobulator

April 25, 2009 – Comments (6)

The Zobulator..........NO!!!!  Not the Zombulator.

What the heck is the Zombulator??????

In order to understand what the Zobbulator is.....you must first understand what a Zombie Bank is.....a term thrown around loosely in the mainstream press.

A Zombie Bank is a bank that infected so many with bad loans that it really can't afford to lend anymore because such a large percentage of its loans are defaulting.....however.....for some idiotic reason, banking regulators are choosing to keep it open and on life support....so not only is the bank not serving its function of lending, but its outstanding loans are economically suffocating those that took them out.

Now imagine an entire nation, or world for that matter, filled  with Zombie Banks......the debt is suffocating the economy where  few can spend on anything and barely make interest payments plus the banks are unable to lend............welcome to Alstrynomics term of Zombie Nation.....and not a bad song by Kernkraft 400 played at many sporting events.

So here we are....just as Alstry predicted over and over again and few economists could see....we are now at the point where revenues to business and government is evaporating because interest payments are sucking the lifeblood out of the economy and banks are refusing to lend because they infected so many customers with a potentially terminal economic disease....Toxic Borrower Syndrome that develops into the FU virus.

So here we are...borrowers that can't spend and banks that refuse to lend.  It ain't hard to understand.

Plain and simple. 

And it is not everyone....but just 70-90% of the population.  And for any of you with a medical background.....whenever 70-90% of the systems of a human body start to fail....even those systems that are healthy will be affected......often to the same terminal ending.

None of this was hard to see.  The only thing that was astonishing is the process by which the public was being DISinformed and the amount of damage that has been allowed to take place and what is likely to follow as we continue down this path with so few understanding what is really happening around them.  In otherwords, how so many could have the wool pulled over their eyes with what seems so clear to some of us.

Some of you Fools question my 30% unemployment figure......there are days I just sit back and laugh at some of your responses because from this perspective...30% is such a conservative number if you can diagnose the disease.  It is obvious that more and more of you are starting to see things a bit clearer......but it is amazing how many of you are still clouded by the BS you read and hear and I have been blogging here for over a year.

My role here is to inform....my goal is to take that information, apply it productively,  and be rated 100 on CAPs.  Gotta admit, feeling a bit slimed as of late.....but slime for some can be lubricant for others.....it all depends how you use it.

In furtherance of that goal, a new observation has been made in Techno Analysis.  The massive convex reflector has morphed into not simply a static reversal geometric shape with enhancements of physical metals backing  it up.....but it has now evolved into the ZOMBULATOR.

The Zombulator......yes my friends....the most important techno trance spector vector development  to date.....there is no economic theory or stock trading stratagy as powerful as the Zombulator.....it destroys practically everything in its path once deployed into the environment of multi directional spector vector relational economic and non economic behavior.

Just exposure to the Zombulator can have long lasting effects....however, if you happen to fall within the zone of  Zombatic Fallout.....the chance for survival  is slim.....even for slimy spector vectors.

The problem with deploying the Zombulator is that it affects all....non combatants and spector vectors as well......it is so powerful that even Ghoser can try to run......but can't hide.  He will inevitably succomb to its Zombatic Fallout.

Five brave banks and credit unions fell from its force this weekend....A memorial service should be scheduled but few will likely remember by Monday.  The longer we prop up those Zombie Banks on Wall Street and around the world, responsible for over 50% of all of the Zombatic Fallout....expect continued exposure to potentially destroy the entire world's economy.

Yes my Foolish Friends, the Zombulator is the Mother of All Destructive Economic Weapons...aka ZIMADEW.

We see the destructive effects of the Zombulator all around us......over 16% unemployment in the US, 20% in Spain, economic implosion in Iceland, 50% drop in exports in Japan, 20 million Chinese workers sent back to their farms in one quarter, governments collapsing in Eastern Europe, cars being abandoned at the Dubai airport, millions protesting in France...just to name a few.

The Zombulator is Destructive and right now it is our Bankers policy to keep the Zombulator and their buddy Zombie banks alive to continue to wreak havoc on the ecnomies of the world.  As long as they are kept alive.... everything around them dies......pretty soon, through the legal process known as foreclosure, they will own America and we will all work for them. 

The joke is that they are taking control of your assets even though they are DEAD themselves....hence the term Zombie Banks.  And some of your government officials are aiding and abetting the Zombie Banks.   Not only that, many of you Fools are cheering it on as you too are likely to soon feel its horrible effects.

My guess is that the Zombulator is even affecting Motely Fool and its advertising revenues....let's hope the Gardner Bros are strong enough to fight off its powerful effects so our TMF buddies can keep us informed and we can keep playing.  But I doubt it, few can withstand its destructive nature for very long.

It is obvious Ghoser is feeling the pain.....it doesn't appear that he can take much more Zombatic Fallout......as long as Geithner, Bernanke, Summers and the rest conspire with the Zombie Banks to increase the Strength of the Zombulator.........expect its effects to potentially create an economic holocost that will be remembered for eternity.

Prepare....Don't Fear!!!!!