Give this man a pulitzer
Or at least buy him an ice cold beer. This is far too close to reality, but it's hilarious. (Thanks to Mr. Simpson for sending it my way.)
Some of you have written to us asking for your money back, citing clauses in the fund documentation called redemption rights. Frankly, we never expected you to actually read that prospectus, which came prepackaged when we bought the Microsoft Hedge-Fund Guy software. We certainly have no idea what all those long words mean.