GOLD is WORTHLESS!!! BENTANOMICS told YOU SO!!!
SEE!!! BENTANOMICS is catching!!! All the usual HATERS getting on board saying I can't ADD because I don't agree with their ridiclous GOLD STANDARD arguments!!! The PROOF is in the responsas!!!
They CAN'T ADD!!! Can't THINK either!!! Anyone who disagrees with BENTANOMICS deserves to be HARPOONED, dragged behind HORSELESS SLEIGH, dipped in WHALE OIL, and refused admittance to ROYAL SOCIETY OF VELOCIPEDE ENTHUSIASTS. Then HARPOONED some more!!! ALSO not allowed to wear OPERA HAT to the theater!!! You try and sit through BARBIERE DI SEVILLA and not get SPIT on by ruffians in the BALCONY without HIGH QUALITY, wide brimmed OPERA HAT to protect you from PESTILENT SPUTUM!!!
Besides, no one will SEAT you in theater with that HARPOON coming out your bumpuses!
Look in CAPS blogs from drooling masses or LIAR BATAVIANS in the MEDIA under the thumbs of their CORRUPT CEOs. no one DOES THE MATH!!!
Your precious GOLD will be worthless when the world FINANCIAL PONZI scheme comes crashing down around you!!! only PURE, unadulterated CHICKEN will be worth anything. try to EAT your FOUL, yellow metal!!! It HURTS your teeth and gives you the CHESTERFIELD QUICKSTEP.
Peeter Shifft is WRONG again!!! Vulgar, worthless commodity will be tossed aside as REAL GOODS become the currency of the LAND.
you can't EAT gold. You can't DRINK it. You can't even carry enough of it to BUY HOME!!! Its very HEAVY and your HORSE will get HERNIA trying to bring it to the CLOSING OFFICE!!! Then you will have a very high VET bill!!!
So use your BRAIN for once, you spoiled AMERICANs with your iPod's and your HAGAR SLACKS!!!
LOGIC!!! 100% pure, TASTY CHICKEN can WALK next to you to DRY GOOD VENDOR. chicken can FLY to the IRON MONGERS to trade for a new PRUNING knife!!! Put some in your WAISTCOAT to take to the COPPER BEATERS for repairing the PARTUM KETTLE!!!
CHICKENS don't give your HORSE a HERNIA because they're so LIGHT!!! Mostly made of FEATHERs!!!
CHICKEN NOW!!! PROSPERITY LATER!!!