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GOLD is WORTHLESS!!! BENTANOMICS told YOU SO!!!

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October 06, 2009 – Comments (24)

SEE!!! BENTANOMICS is catching!!! All the usual HATERS getting on board saying I can't ADD because I don't agree with their ridiclous GOLD STANDARD arguments!!! The PROOF is in the responsas!!!

They CAN'T ADD!!! Can't THINK either!!! Anyone who disagrees with BENTANOMICS deserves to be HARPOONED, dragged behind HORSELESS SLEIGH, dipped in WHALE OIL, and refused admittance to ROYAL SOCIETY OF VELOCIPEDE ENTHUSIASTS. Then HARPOONED some more!!! ALSO not allowed to wear OPERA HAT to the theater!!! You try and sit through BARBIERE DI SEVILLA and not get SPIT on by ruffians in the BALCONY without HIGH QUALITY, wide brimmed OPERA HAT to protect you from PESTILENT SPUTUM!!!

Besides, no one will SEAT you in theater with that HARPOON coming out your bumpuses!

Look in CAPS blogs from drooling masses or LIAR BATAVIANS in the MEDIA under the thumbs of their CORRUPT CEOs. no one DOES THE MATH!!!

Your precious GOLD will be worthless when the world FINANCIAL PONZI scheme comes crashing down around you!!! only PURE, unadulterated CHICKEN will be worth anything. try to EAT your FOUL, yellow metal!!! It HURTS your teeth and gives you the CHESTERFIELD QUICKSTEP.

Peeter Shifft is WRONG again!!! Vulgar, worthless commodity will be tossed aside as REAL GOODS become the currency of the LAND.

you can't EAT gold. You can't DRINK it. You can't even carry enough of it to BUY HOME!!! Its very HEAVY and your HORSE will get HERNIA trying to bring it to the CLOSING OFFICE!!! Then you will have a very high VET bill!!!

So use your BRAIN for once, you spoiled AMERICANs with your iPod's and your HAGAR SLACKS!!!

LOGIC!!! 100% pure, TASTY CHICKEN can WALK next to you to DRY GOOD VENDOR. chicken can FLY to the IRON MONGERS to trade for a new PRUNING knife!!! Put some in your WAISTCOAT to take to the COPPER BEATERS for repairing the PARTUM KETTLE!!!

CHICKENS don't give your HORSE a HERNIA because they're so LIGHT!!! Mostly made of FEATHERs!!!

CHICKEN NOW!!! PROSPERITY LATER!!!

24 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 06, 2009 at 7:59 PM, truthisntstupid (83.28) wrote:

HAHAHA that's hilarious. Did you miss your calling?

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#2) On October 06, 2009 at 8:05 PM, kdakota630 (29.56) wrote:

Ditto.

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#3) On October 06, 2009 at 8:22 PM, ChrisGraley (29.75) wrote:

Heresy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chickens have been secretly controlled by the banks for years and have been zombobulated!?!?!?!?!?!%^#&*(%#)$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the capital letter A!

 

Proof is here!

 

Use your minds people and PREPARE!!%#@^!!!*&%^!!! and the Chinese symbol for sun!!!

 

Short Chick-Filet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!

and that squiggley thing Prince uses for a name!!!!

 

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#4) On October 06, 2009 at 8:24 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

All Hail Bentadomous, the TRUE oracle of CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!
All I Can say "GET DOWN".  They would take care of the "PESTILENT SPUTUM" problem too. If Ben B was smart, he would drop 'em from helicopters. Maybe that's what the Blackhawks in Seattle are training for. One can only hope (and have a sense of humor) or WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1 FOR 'HARPOONED BUMPUSES".

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#5) On October 06, 2009 at 8:55 PM, jddubya (< 20) wrote:

You've provided us here with some of the most valuable information ever in the world. Don't pay attention to your detractors, they are just sheeple without a leader.

Keep posting the stuff that you post because without it we wouldn't have anything to worry about.

Soon your detractors will realize that without this, we can't do that!!!!!!! And if we can't do that, then the other thing collapses. Now the only question is how will this, that, and the other ever recover????? It is only a matter of time!!!!! PREPARE!!!!!! DON'T FEAR!!!!!!

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#6) On October 06, 2009 at 8:57 PM, ozzfan1317 (79.18) wrote:

Lmao thats some good stuff

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#7) On October 07, 2009 at 10:32 AM, Rehydrogenated (32.41) wrote:

It HURTS your teeth and gives you the CHESTERFIELD QUICKSTEP.

I wet myself a little...

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#8) On October 07, 2009 at 11:29 AM, floridabuilder2 (99.24) wrote:

Gold is better than cat food though?

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#9) On October 07, 2009 at 12:30 PM, TMFBent (99.81) wrote:

FLAbuilder is back!!! Welcome my FRIEND!!! if I can still can YOU THAT???

I see your BUYING ponzi scheme SCAM ASSETS again like STOCK IN ANY COMPANY or DISTRESSED ASSET!!!

maybe YOU BRAIN need a more HEALTHFUL environment??? I hope NOT TO OFFEND but surely you see that only CERTIFIED, SMITHSONIZED, CHICKEN asset is worth investment!!! If you don't SEE this maybe I will send you for old times sake a PINT of my CYRUS MCCLINTOCK'S BRAIN TONIC!!!

Fix you RIGHT UP if you have been in the Florida SUN without your WIDE BRIMMED OPERA HAT!!! After that, surely a man of your INESTIMABLE INTELLIGENCE, humor and WIT will see the UNDENIABLE WISDOM of throwing aside all COUNTERFEIT assets and embrace PURE, SWEET CHICKEN!!!

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#10) On October 07, 2009 at 1:13 PM, booyahh (< 20) wrote:

you can't EAT gold. You can't DRINK it. You can't even carry enough of it to BUY HOME!!! Its very HEAVY and your HORSE will get HERNIA trying to bring it to the CLOSING OFFICE!!! Then you will have a very high VET bill!!!

Seriously folks, vet bills are totally outta control nowadays. It doesn't make sense to buy gold, unless of course you have several horses, as well as good quality wagons.

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#11) On October 07, 2009 at 1:42 PM, leohaas (31.56) wrote:

I want whatever you are smoking!

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#12) On October 07, 2009 at 1:55 PM, catoismymotor (24.55) wrote:

I think Bent needs an MRI. :)

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#13) On October 07, 2009 at 2:03 PM, prose976 (< 20) wrote:

Gold has manufacturing, intrinsic and jewelry value only.  However, the gold trade is THE BIGGEST PONZI SCHEME every concocted.  Sure, it is going up, up, up.  Just like home values in the U.S. a couple of years ago.

Talk about bubbles.  Watch this thing go POP as the dollar strengthens.  There will definitely be a good run, during which holders should take healthy profits, but the bubble is inflating.

Fool on!

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#14) On October 07, 2009 at 2:14 PM, PdoBear (< 20) wrote:

Liking the Haterism. Rec.

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#15) On October 07, 2009 at 2:17 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

the PETA people wont eat gold, have to factor that into the equation, lol

 

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#16) On October 07, 2009 at 2:19 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

oh, not chicken either.  they will starve and we will be rid of them, lol.

 

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#17) On October 07, 2009 at 2:24 PM, outoffocus (23.09) wrote:

What about robot chicken?  Thats a pretty funny show.

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#18) On October 07, 2009 at 2:43 PM, keefilicious (< 20) wrote:

Maybe we could LISTEN if you could work on your BLOG ETTIQUETTE! YOU CAN'T SPELL and obviously struggle with BASIC GRAMMAR! And you don't know how to USE CAP LOCKS PROPERLY IN AN EMAIL either! And you have a cheesy way of USING TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!! 

But on a more SERIOUS NOTE. My dad was in the fryer chicken business and THEY ALL DIED OF DISEASE IN ONE NIGHT!!!! So we FED THEM TO THE BUMPUS HOUNDS!!!! Thank goodness most of his investments were in hard assets--made for a better inheritance. Now I eat ALL THE CHICKEN I WANT!!!!!

But hey, don't pay no attention to those "sheeple" without a leader. The proofas are in the responsas! The proofa is also in the Pollo Parmigana!

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#19) On October 12, 2009 at 1:35 AM, HarryCarysGhost (99.68) wrote:

Winner, Winner Chicken dinner!

 

 

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#20) On October 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM, USNHR (32.06) wrote:

#10) On October 07, 2009 at 1:13 PM, booyahh (< 20) wrote:

you can't EAT gold. You can't DRINK it. You can't even carry enough of it to BUY HOME!!! Its very HEAVY and your HORSE will get HERNIA trying to bring it to the CLOSING OFFICE!!! Then you will have a very high VET bill!!!

Seriously folks, vet bills are totally outta control nowadays. It doesn't make sense to buy gold, unless of course you have several horses, as well as good quality wagons.

_____________________________

We need tort reform for Vet medicine. Then all of our economic problems will vamoose!

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#21) On October 12, 2009 at 5:48 PM, AvianFlu (34.94) wrote:

Right you are are about vet bills.

I had my rats spayed and it was $160 each!
I WAS able to successfully get the billed reduced about $100 by negotiating. The $160 was the reduced amount.

You may ask, why get a rat spayed? The operation reduces their chance of getting mammary tumors and pituitary cancers by about 95%. I love the little critters and I want them to be healthy.

True fact: rat deaths on the operating table are typically due to hypothermia since their little rat bodies dissipate heat very rapidly. They need to be kept on a little heated waterbed. My vet was in tune with this.

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#22) On October 12, 2009 at 6:36 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Should of opted for robot rats. No brainer IMO, till they turn on you. Baseball bats work best for that. UNLESS you have robot chickens, of course.

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#23) On October 19, 2009 at 10:01 PM, RonbonBFhon (< 20) wrote:

holey moley, and this GRAMMERLESS CHICKEN LOVER without SPELL CHEK gives me stock ADVICE??!!   for witch I am PAYING FOR IT??!!  AND in NON-GOLD dollers!

although, he does write more good in the newsletters....

 

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#24) On February 10, 2011 at 1:14 PM, truthisntstupid (83.28) wrote:

TMFBent

Is it you?  Are you downwithinfidels?

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