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Hey, Portugal! Do you have a flag?



March 24, 2011 – Comments (4)

With Portugal beginning to crumble (read here) I think it is time that we, the private citizens of the Americas lay claim to parts of Europe. Soon the Portugese government will collapse and the national flag will be rendered useless. Without a flag the land and the people become ripe for the picking. I will book passage on a freighter, sail acoss the Atlantic, and plant my own flag on the beaches of Lisbon. Under this new flag I shall restore order! The only social programs I plan to enact is everyone receives a Water Dog when they turn 18 and one free alcoholic beverage every Friday at lunch.

Listen to this monologue, it explains my thinking. If it worked five hundred years ago over here, why not now over there?

Forgive me for being silly. The weather here is beautiful today.

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#1) On March 24, 2011 at 3:53 PM, Jbay76 (< 20) wrote:

Interesting chap in the monologue,or rather It's Pat.  Ejoy that nice weather, it sucks over in this neck of the woods.  Personally, you can keep the water dog and tripel down on the beer!

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#2) On March 24, 2011 at 5:23 PM, brickcityman (< 20) wrote:

CLASSIC!!!!  ... As soon as I ready your title I had a hunch that's what you were referring to!



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#3) On March 25, 2011 at 6:55 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Thanks. Eddie Izzard is one of my favorites.I am glad you enjoyed it.  I still regret not seeing him the last time he came through town.


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#4) On March 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM, SweetMircha (82.04) wrote:

Just to add a snippett, I think Spain should plant their Flag on Portugal when it crumbles. Actually, I was there in '02 and felt that it was near that point (crumbling) back then. I can just imagine what it looks like now; not my cup of tea. I know, I know, I'm just rambling out of focus.

My favorite comedian is Russell Peters (Cdn). Have you experienced him?

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