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#1) On December 17, 2010 at 8:00 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Falls Mostly On The Plain", by Lorraine N. Spain.

"Constructing A Twin Hulled Boat From Cooked Egg Whites", by Kattie Merangue.

 "Twice as many - A mathematical comparison", by Horatio Ovtutuwon.

"Running With The Herd", by Stan Pede.

"Going up in the World", by Ellie Vator.

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#2) On December 17, 2010 at 8:01 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Knock, Knock, Knock", by Isabelle Working and Theodore S. Locked.

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#3) On December 17, 2010 at 8:01 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"My House: Open To The Elements", by Rufus Missing.

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#4) On December 17, 2010 at 8:02 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Look What I've Made", by Andy Work.

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#5) On December 17, 2010 at 8:03 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Ruled by the Rich", by Ollie Garky.

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#6) On December 17, 2010 at 8:12 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Making it clear", by Clara Fide.

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#7) On December 17, 2010 at 8:13 PM, brickcityman (< 20) wrote:

"The Guidebook for SEC Student Athlete Recruitment" by Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe

 

(mandatory credit to "Car Talk" on NPR for the author names)

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#8) On December 17, 2010 at 8:14 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Attacked by a Russian Tiger", by Claude Myleggov

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#9) On December 17, 2010 at 8:15 PM, brickcityman (< 20) wrote:

"Eat Prey Dove" by Hunter O. Foul

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#10) On December 17, 2010 at 8:16 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

lol@ Brickcityman

"Uninteresting Advertising Signs", by Bill Bored.

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#11) On December 17, 2010 at 8:18 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Damaged Goods", by Warren T. Repairs.

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#12) On December 17, 2010 at 8:19 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Advanced Dentistry", by Dr. Perry O'Donnell

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#13) On December 17, 2010 at 8:22 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"A Rising Star" by Amanda B. Reckonwith

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#14) On December 17, 2010 at 8:23 PM, brickcityman (< 20) wrote:

"The Joy of Crooking" By Lloyd Blankfein, Foreword by James Diamond, Afterward by Ken Lewis, Introduction by Robert Benmosche, (ghostwriter contributors: Hank Paulson, Chuck Prince, Benjamin Bernanke, and Timothy Geither).

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#15) On December 17, 2010 at 8:23 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Can I come in?" by Isador Open.

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#16) On December 17, 2010 at 8:27 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"An Analysis of Shakespeare", by Toby O'Nottoby

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#17) On December 17, 2010 at 8:29 PM, brickcityman (< 20) wrote:

"The Complete Guide to Breast Exams" by Handy Manny

(yeah that's a little blue, but the kids are heading to bed)

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#18) On December 17, 2010 at 8:30 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

Lol

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#19) On December 17, 2010 at 8:30 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"My Favorite Stringed Instrument", by Amanda Lin.

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#20) On December 17, 2010 at 8:32 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Where There's a Will", by Benny Factor

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#21) On December 17, 2010 at 8:33 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The boy who ate too much candy", by Tommy Ayk

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#22) On December 17, 2010 at 8:34 PM, brickcityman (< 20) wrote:

sorry outoffocus... gotta call it a night.  You had some great ones though... Keep it up!

 

bcm

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#23) On December 17, 2010 at 8:36 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Volunteering for Charity Work", by Linda Hand.

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#24) On December 17, 2010 at 8:37 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

Thanks Brickcity! =)

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#25) On December 17, 2010 at 8:38 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Where's my hat gone?", by Sonia Head

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#26) On December 17, 2010 at 8:43 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Smelly Chemicals", by Amelda Hyde.

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#27) On December 17, 2010 at 8:44 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Get out of my sight!", by Jo A. Way & Gert Lost.

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#28) On December 17, 2010 at 8:49 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Gratitude", by Dan Q. Verymuch

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#29) On December 17, 2010 at 8:51 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Muddled Footwear", by Susan Shocks.

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#30) On December 17, 2010 at 9:08 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Without Any Warning", by Oliver Sudden

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#31) On December 17, 2010 at 9:13 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

How 'bout a real book? "The Confederate General From Big Sur" (or anything else) By Richard Braughtigan (sp?). Revenge of the Lawn, The Hawkline Monster (damn elephant foot umbrella stand!).

outoffocus- Did you ever see this?

http://caps.fool.com/Blogs/happy-birthday-outoffocus/463782

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#32) On December 17, 2010 at 9:16 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Rec #4 and another 2 dimes. Why don't you put up some fave music on the Jams blog? Best

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#33) On December 17, 2010 at 9:34 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

OMG Starfire, I certainly didnt see that blog.  I was on vacation in the poconos that week and I had no access to the internet.  (I also happened to get engaged during that same vacation O.O)

One huge belated THANKS for the Birthday wish!

HUGS!!! =D

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#34) On December 17, 2010 at 9:48 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Downpour", by April Raynes

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#35) On December 17, 2010 at 9:49 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

You are welcome and congrats. Even the Strongman chimed in. Sweet eh? Keep on being you and all the best.

Dime.

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#36) On December 17, 2010 at 9:49 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Plymouth Rock", by May Flower

 

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#37) On December 17, 2010 at 9:54 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"I Didn't Do It!", by Ivan Alibi.

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#38) On December 17, 2010 at 9:57 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Make you safe money on boring stocks", by Brad N. Butter

 

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#39) On December 17, 2010 at 9:59 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

"The Life of a Toilet Seat" by I. Ceymore Butts.

Dime

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#40) On December 17, 2010 at 10:01 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Or is it Seymore?
Dime. That's $4.00

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#41) On December 17, 2010 at 10:02 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

Awesome! Keep em coming!

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#42) On December 17, 2010 at 10:03 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The Potato Tyrant", by Dick Tater.

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#43) On December 17, 2010 at 10:05 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"I Love Fractions", by Lois Denominator.

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#44) On December 17, 2010 at 10:12 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Get Rich Quick with Stocks", by Buck Makon

 

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#45) On December 17, 2010 at 10:14 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

 lol @   NOTvuffett

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#46) On December 17, 2010 at 10:15 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Improbable Writing Utensils", by Drew Witherspoon.

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#47) On December 17, 2010 at 10:24 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Terrible Weather", by Wayne Dwops

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#48) On December 17, 2010 at 10:33 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"French Sandles", by Phillipe Philloppe

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#49) On December 17, 2010 at 10:38 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Tracing the dead", by Anne Cestors

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#50) On December 17, 2010 at 10:42 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Legal Proceedings", by C. Ewan Court

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#51) On December 18, 2010 at 9:19 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Going against the flow", by T. Otto Way.

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#52) On December 18, 2010 at 9:35 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Californian Cities", by Sandy Aygo

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#53) On December 18, 2010 at 9:59 AM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"The Art of Re-gifting", by Penny Pinch.

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#54) On December 18, 2010 at 10:00 AM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"1001 Uses for Bacon", by Ima Hogg.

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#55) On December 18, 2010 at 10:08 AM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Tales of a Gigalo", by Hong Wei Lo.

 

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#56) On December 18, 2010 at 10:42 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

OMG NOTvuffet, all three are hilarious!

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#57) On December 18, 2010 at 10:43 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Thinking too hard", by Buster Bloodvessel

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#58) On December 18, 2010 at 10:56 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The best way to eat bread", by Roland Butter

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#59) On December 18, 2010 at 11:27 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Two hands are better than one", by Amber Dextrous

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#60) On December 18, 2010 at 11:53 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Don't know where we're going", by Mr. E. Tour

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#61) On December 18, 2010 at 12:13 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Uncategorised", by Miss Elaine Eyus.

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#62) On December 18, 2010 at 2:39 PM, Option1307 (30.47) wrote:

Liar's Poker by Michael Lewis

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#63) On December 18, 2010 at 3:01 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The Legal System", by Laura Norder.

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#64) On December 18, 2010 at 3:44 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Split Personalities" by Jacqueline Hyde

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#65) On December 18, 2010 at 4:28 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane?", by Sue Perman.

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#66) On December 18, 2010 at 5:04 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Increasing your brain power", by Sarah Bellum.

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#67) On December 18, 2010 at 5:05 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Sitting Outside in Ireland", by Paddy O'Furniture

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#68) On December 18, 2010 at 5:58 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Looking into the Wishing Well", by Eileen Dover

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#69) On December 18, 2010 at 9:06 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Answering the Questions of the Universe", by Howard I. Know

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#70) On December 18, 2010 at 9:06 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The Great English Breakfast", by Chris P. Bacon.

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#71) On December 18, 2010 at 9:07 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Dealing with Debt", by Owen Munny.

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#72) On December 18, 2010 at 9:08 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"I Love Church", by Abel Lever.

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#73) On December 18, 2010 at 9:13 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"I always enjoy the darkness", by Gladys Knight.

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#74) On December 18, 2010 at 9:17 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Doorway to the Haunted Castle", by Hugo First.

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#75) On December 18, 2010 at 9:19 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

outoffocus, +1 for what you are trying to do here, hope I helped a little, but I pay for prescription medication to try to help me from thinking this way, lol.

 

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#76) On December 18, 2010 at 9:27 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Maximize you Party's Power", by Gerry Mander.

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#77) On December 18, 2010 at 9:33 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

Lol Notvuffet.  Yes your help is greatly appreciated and your book titles are hilarious!

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#78) On December 19, 2010 at 9:05 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Growing up in the Balkans" by Hugo Slavia

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#79) On December 19, 2010 at 9:07 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Wearing Earrings", by Pierce Deare

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#80) On December 19, 2010 at 9:07 AM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Bringing out the dead", by Paul Behrer.

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#81) On December 19, 2010 at 4:01 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The Long Road", by Myles Walker

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#82) On December 19, 2010 at 4:06 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"The Stern Frown", by Harry I. Browse

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#83) On December 19, 2010 at 4:07 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Looking after octuplets", by Hans Full

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#84) On December 19, 2010 at 4:16 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Dentistry for beginners", by Phil Macavity

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#85) On December 19, 2010 at 5:01 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Classical Music", by Aaron A.G. String.

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#86) On December 19, 2010 at 5:03 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

"Television Commercials", by Maureen A. Moment & Arthur de Break.

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#87) On December 19, 2010 at 9:43 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Pole dancing for fun and profit", by Brandy G. String.

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#88) On December 19, 2010 at 9:43 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

"Guide to upscale steakhouses", by T. Bone Pickens.

 

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#89) On December 20, 2010 at 5:52 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

I will list a few really weird book titles for actual books. The first is The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Stories. You think you have problems somebody out there has a worse problem!

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#90) On December 20, 2010 at 5:56 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

The Woman With the Worm in Her Head. It is about medical mysteries.

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#91) On December 20, 2010 at 6:03 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

When I was about twelve or thirteen, I wanted write a mystery with an ordinary girl not nearly as attractive or popular as Nancy Drew.

I started to write "Gwen McUgly and the Unfinished Building" 

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#92) On December 20, 2010 at 6:08 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

It was never meant to be. I had too many ambitious topics that I knew absolutely nothing about. Gwen would think that there was something fishy about a large construction project that never got finished so she would start to observe from the bushes to find out what she could.

 

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#93) On December 20, 2010 at 6:14 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

Near the building Gwen overhears a young Mafia couple in love discussing their future. The guy gives the girl named Berniece a lovely sapphire ring. They are crooks with some sinister connection to the building, but so lovable that I knew I would have to find some way they could leave the mob.

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#94) On December 20, 2010 at 6:22 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

As I recall somehow I wanted to also include the KKK as bad guys of course somehow working along with the Mafia.

The choppy dialogue, lack of knowledge what sapphires were worth, and no realistic way I could think of for Qwen to save the day, caused the story to never be written.

I was cutting edge of course with my desire for an ordinary heroine with a less than flawless complexion.  

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#95) On December 20, 2010 at 10:03 PM, outoffocus (24.55) wrote:

lemoneater,

You could have made that book like a short story miniseries.  Then you would have been able to put all your ideas into the story. =)

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#97) On December 24, 2010 at 1:01 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

@ #95 :) I had plenty of ideas, but no way to pull them together. Perhaps a whole bunch of loosely related short stories would have done the trick.

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#98) On December 24, 2010 at 1:03 PM, lemoneater (88.58) wrote:

In honor of one of my favorite grumps.  Bah, Humbug: A Memoir of My Life Before by Ebenezer Scrooge.

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