Hope For The Economy: Obama's New Plan
June 09, 2009
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This could be the plan that fixes everything:
Obama Stimulus Package: A Color Printer And Green Paper For Every Taxpayer
President Barack Obama, flanked by Treasury Secretary “Turbo Tax” Timothy Geithner and Ben “B-52 Bomber” Bernanke, today outlined the details of his latest economic stimulus package. The plan, expected to be implemented within 2-4 weeks, calls for every American taxpayer to receive a color laser printer, special green paper, and detailed instructions which will explain how to print Federal Reserve Notes.
Mr. Obama said his plan was “equal to the task" that the US faced.
“America has the most dynamic and robust economy in the world. And in order to maintain the high standards that we have set, we need to jump-start the economy in a way that doesn’t just deal with the short term, doesn’t just create jobs immediately, but also puts us on a glide path for long-term sustainable economic growth.”
“And so, we thought long and hard about the best way to get money into the hands of the people quickly, and this is the conclusion that we reached. What better way than to give every taxpayer the ability to create their own currency? The beauty of fiat currency is that it gives us this type of flexibility.”
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