HOPE? Will Crapulation Day May Be Averted?!
December 07, 2009
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Thank you hard working FOOLS, for putting up my Avatar ONE day before Crapulation Day!
This was an unexpected occurrence and may actually postpone the coming of Crapulation Day!
You see, Crapulation Day is SUPPOSED to occur on 12.08.09, but the word AVATAR can be broken up into its individual letters and each letter can then be assigned a numerical value based on its order in the English alphabet. By doing so, we get the following numbers 1,22,1,20,1,18
Now the novice (that's you, the reader) wouldn't know what to do with those numbers, but you're lucky you have ME! In date form, those numbers equal 12.21.2018.
The novice will say "You're leaving out one (1)", but that's only because you don't have the skill and brain power to know that that is a meaningless number and must be thrown out under Newton's Long lost "Law of Relatively Meaningless Dates"
So, the only real question left is, will Crapulation Day occur on 12.08.2009 , or nine years and thirteen days from now [which coincidentally is the shortest day of the year 2018]?
I will reveal the answer tomorrow!
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