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HOPE? Will Crapulation Day May Be Averted?!



December 07, 2009 – Comments (6)

Thank you hard working FOOLS, for putting up my Avatar ONE day before Crapulation Day! 

This was an unexpected occurrence and may actually postpone the coming of Crapulation Day!

You see, Crapulation Day is SUPPOSED to occur on 12.08.09, but the word AVATAR can be broken up into its individual letters and each letter can then be assigned a numerical value based on its order in the English alphabet.  By doing so, we get the following numbers 1,22,1,20,1,18

Now the novice (that's you, the reader) wouldn't know what to do with those numbers, but you're lucky you have ME!  In date form, those numbers equal 12.21.2018.

The novice will say "You're leaving out one (1)", but that's only because you don't have the skill and brain power to know that that is a meaningless number and must be thrown out under Newton's Long lost "Law of Relatively Meaningless Dates"

So, the only real question left is, will Crapulation Day occur on 12.08.2009 , or nine years and thirteen days from now [which coincidentally is the shortest day of the year 2018]?

I will reveal the answer tomorrow!


6 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On December 07, 2009 at 11:51 AM, cthomas1017 (98.70) wrote:

No, eights are meaningless data according to Newton, so it should be postponed only until 12.21.2011, not 12.21.2018.  I am going to request that this post be removed.  If we allow this fraud to continue, next you'll be telling us it was a fig that fell on Newton's head and not an apple.

-8 Rec. 

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#2) On December 07, 2009 at 12:13 PM, Teacherman1 (< 20) wrote:

You had better hope it's tomorrow. I don't think you can hold it until 2018.

Good luck.

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#3) On December 07, 2009 at 12:17 PM, dragonLZ (70.08) wrote:

I hope the crapulation day happens tomorrow as I don't think I can handle seeing your posts for another nine years and twelve days telling us crapulation day is coming...

p.s. I think you need help..., but that might be just because I'm a novice... 

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#4) On December 07, 2009 at 12:20 PM, dragonLZ (70.08) wrote:

Teacherman, I see you already posted (very similar) comment while I was working mine. Sorry for the redundancy, I really didn't see it...

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#5) On December 07, 2009 at 12:24 PM, Rebkong1 (< 20) wrote:

im still confused as what "Event" has transpired to give "hope" that this "event" wont be taking place tomorrow..


i mean here we had all the secret wall street insiders on their knees worrying ( did you remember that blog??)



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#6) On December 07, 2009 at 1:29 PM, cthomas1017 (98.70) wrote:

Didn't FreeMarkets make a promise that he would no longer post if it doesn't happen tomorrow?  I suppose, even with that commitment about tomorrow, we'd all beg him to continue posting five times a day until 2018.  

Teacher & Dragon posting similar sentiments at the same time gives me pause.  What if all three of them are a part of the CRAPULATION CONSPIRACY!?!

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