How eating chocolate can help improve your maths
April 06, 2009
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How eating chocolate can help improve your maths
According to a recent study that was presented at the British Psychological Society annual conference, large amounts of a compound found in chocolate, flavanols, improves people's math skills. This is relevant. One uses math when investing.
Chocolate may improve one's ability to do math, but apparently it doesn't do much for one's grammar, "maths?" Oh wait, one of them there Brits wrote this article. They probably say stuff like that all the time. Sheesh, they act like they made up the language or something.
Say aren't flavanols found in red wine, too? I'm going to drink a bottle of wine tonight and then try to crunch some numbers. Oh wait, I suppose that would be counter productive. I'd probably get to the bottom of the bottle and say something like "Now what was I supposed to do? Oh well, screw it. I'll just go grab a beer."
Deej