January 29, 2010
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I got 1:22. How did you do?
1:16 for me. Apparently beating the animal with your own severed arm is a reduction in points somehow.
1:16. Should I have opted for beating it with my detached arm as opposed to wrapping the chain around its neck? Maybe I should try that.
#2 - You thought that too?! Funny-funny.
I improved my time to 1:29 by counting my wrestling experience with my german shepherd and rottweiler and beating it with my severed arm. Thirteen sweet extra seconds of life.
Yea, I figured if you had the guts to do that, you would at least get a few extra points.
...was hopin' my 'sissy cry' would emulate the battlecry of V's natural predator.....guess not...
1:25 for me.
56 seconds...guess I shouldn't have picked the top bunk.
Maybe a longer lifespan while being mauled by a velociraptor isn't a good thing if the end result is the same, lol.
:44 - Would not be interested in dragging it out any longer than necessary.
Surprisingly, I think the top bunk was the way to go
You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor!
The raptor lasted :45, I confused it with bipartisan talks and then shipped it off to Washington while no one was looking.
#14 - Devious and inspired. Good job.
#12 - I keep choosing the top bunk because it is the high ground, giving me some thin advantage over the beast.
In results non-skewed by floating facts, I did manage to last 1:50 by staying on the ground and beating it with my own severed arm.
I chose the floor, figuring if I went to the end of my chain, he couldn't reach me from the end of his. I was wrong, at which point he ripped off my arm.
Gerat Friday fun, :56 :-(
I watch so much WWF wrestling that the velociraptor only lasted 1:15 seconds chained to a bed with me. One flying elbow from the top bunk followed by a series of pile drivers a brief beating with a folding chair and then I would finish him off with Randy Savages Top Rope Elbow Drop. DONE.
1 minute 6 seconds, After he bit my arm off I was done.
I cried like a little girl. Then we sat down and shared our feelings.
I had a gut feeling... that the lizard was eating my guts.
The velociraptor took my last beer and I killed it in 17 seconds.
A quick and merciful :47 seconds. I forgot I couldn't wrap the chain around his neck with only one arm. Since I can't jump or run (disabled), I had no choice but to stand and fight. I should have remembered the beans I ate last night and gassed him. Hope I at least gave him indigestion.
1:38 sec. Thanks kung fu, but my answer before the actual event was-
How much charcoal do I got?
Ralph and I are an identical matchup... 1:38 seconds for me too.
Would fighting Ralph be like fighting my twin?
I woke before dawn, strapped on my boots, and told the velociraptor there was work to do. When he was surly i kicked the velociraptor in the ribs with the toe of my boot, and drug him out of bed and strapped it to a plow.
That reptile is strong. He pulled a plow all day long. By the end of the week i had him trained to sign language. He get's a little jealous when i pay attention to the dogs.
No, really that was a fun waste of 2 minutes, which is coincidently the best score you can get i believe.
SolarisKing, you are one strange puppy! Thanks for the early morning laugh!