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How Long Could You Survive Being Chained To A Bunk Bed With A Velociraptor?

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January 29, 2010 – Comments (27)

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#1) On January 29, 2010 at 2:43 PM, chk999 (99.97) wrote:

I got 1:22. How did you do?

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#2) On January 29, 2010 at 2:48 PM, ease1 (90.72) wrote:

1:16 for me.  Apparently beating the animal with your own severed arm is a reduction in points somehow.

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#3) On January 29, 2010 at 2:49 PM, catoismymotor (32.76) wrote:

1:16.  Should I have opted for beating it with my detached arm as opposed to wrapping the chain around its neck? Maybe I should try that.

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#4) On January 29, 2010 at 2:51 PM, catoismymotor (32.76) wrote:

#2 - You thought that too?! Funny-funny.

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#5) On January 29, 2010 at 2:55 PM, catoismymotor (32.76) wrote:

I improved my time to 1:29 by counting my wrestling experience with my german shepherd and rottweiler and beating it with my severed arm. Thirteen sweet extra seconds of life.

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#6) On January 29, 2010 at 2:56 PM, ease1 (90.72) wrote:

Yea, I figured if you had the guts to do that, you would at least get a few extra points.

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#7) On January 29, 2010 at 2:58 PM, carcassgrinder (35.26) wrote:

1:13...

...was hopin' my 'sissy cry' would emulate the battlecry of V's natural predator.....guess not...

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#8) On January 29, 2010 at 2:59 PM, TMFJoker (95.01) wrote:

1:25 for me.

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#9) On January 29, 2010 at 3:00 PM, neskolf (29.69) wrote:

56 seconds...guess I shouldn't have picked the top bunk.

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#10) On January 29, 2010 at 3:05 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

Maybe a longer lifespan while being mauled by a velociraptor isn't a good thing if the end result is the same, lol.

 

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#11) On January 29, 2010 at 3:18 PM, RonChapmanJr (93.30) wrote:

:44 - Would not be interested in dragging it out any longer than necessary.

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#12) On January 29, 2010 at 3:23 PM, GenSkill (< 20) wrote:

1:19

Surprisingly, I think the top bunk was the way to go

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#13) On January 29, 2010 at 3:27 PM, ocsurf (< 20) wrote:

You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor!

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#14) On January 29, 2010 at 3:28 PM, CrisDeVeau (< 20) wrote:

The raptor lasted :45, I confused it with bipartisan talks and  then shipped it off to Washington while no one was looking.

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#15) On January 29, 2010 at 3:31 PM, catoismymotor (32.76) wrote:

#14 - Devious and inspired. Good job.

#12 - I keep choosing the top bunk because it is the high ground, giving me some thin advantage over the beast. 

 

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#16) On January 29, 2010 at 3:33 PM, CrisDeVeau (< 20) wrote:

In results non-skewed by floating facts, I did manage to last 1:50 by staying on the ground and beating it with my own severed arm.

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#17) On January 29, 2010 at 3:55 PM, devoish (98.37) wrote:

1:25

I chose the floor, figuring if I went to the end of my chain, he couldn't reach me from the end of his. I was wrong, at which point he ripped off my arm.

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#18) On January 29, 2010 at 3:56 PM, 4everlost (29.41) wrote:

Gerat Friday fun, :56 :-(

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#19) On January 29, 2010 at 3:59 PM, anticitrade (99.65) wrote:

I watch so much WWF wrestling that the velociraptor only lasted 1:15 seconds chained to a bed with me.  One flying elbow from the top bunk followed by a series of pile drivers a brief beating with a folding chair and then I would finish him off with Randy Savages Top Rope Elbow Drop.  DONE.

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#20) On January 29, 2010 at 4:53 PM, HarryCarysGhost (99.70) wrote:

1 minute 6 seconds, After he bit my arm off I was done.

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#21) On January 29, 2010 at 4:59 PM, FreeMortal (29.33) wrote:

I cried like a little girl.  Then we sat down and shared our feelings.

 

I had a gut feeling... that the lizard was eating my guts.

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#22) On January 29, 2010 at 5:03 PM, ChrisGraley (29.80) wrote:

The velociraptor took my last beer and I killed it in 17 seconds.

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#23) On January 29, 2010 at 5:03 PM, Teacherman1 (58.21) wrote:

A quick and merciful :47 seconds. I forgot I couldn't wrap the chain around his neck with only one arm. Since I can't jump or run (disabled), I had no choice but to stand and fight. I should have remembered the beans I ate last night and gassed him. Hope I at least gave him indigestion.

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#24) On January 29, 2010 at 7:28 PM, ralphmachio (24.77) wrote:

1:38 sec. Thanks kung fu, but my answer before the actual event was-

How much charcoal do I got? 

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#25) On January 29, 2010 at 9:10 PM, tonylogan1 (28.15) wrote:

Ralph and I are an identical matchup... 1:38 seconds for me too.

Would fighting Ralph be like fighting my twin?

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#26) On January 30, 2010 at 2:16 AM, SolarisKing (21.47) wrote:

I woke before dawn, strapped on my boots, and told the velociraptor there was work to do. When he was surly i kicked the velociraptor in the ribs with the toe of my boot, and drug him out of bed and strapped it to a plow.

That reptile is strong. He pulled a plow all day long. By the end of the week i had him trained to sign language.  He get's a little jealous when i pay attention to the dogs.

No, really that was a fun waste of 2 minutes, which is coincidently the best score you can get i believe. 

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#27) On January 30, 2010 at 8:20 AM, catoismymotor (32.76) wrote:

SolarisKing, you are one strange puppy! Thanks for the early morning laugh!

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