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How to Properly Create a Diamond



March 05, 2010 – Comments (4) | RELATED TICKERS: SPH , INCY , TER

1. Make a large purchase of a high-flying biotech stock just before the phase III trial results.

2. Go to the computer a few mornings later and find that the wonder drug significantly underperformed placebo in the phase III trial and your brokerage account has been cut in half.

3. On your next visit to the restroom you will excrete a perfectly formed diamond.

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#1) On March 05, 2010 at 12:39 AM, Option1307 (30.65) wrote:

Ha ha ha, yes!

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#2) On March 05, 2010 at 12:57 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

I thought maybe there would be something about the bases being 90ft apart- unless it's for the kids.

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#3) On March 05, 2010 at 12:58 AM, TMFUltraLong (99.25) wrote:

So thats what happened to Medivation.....


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#4) On March 09, 2010 at 1:04 AM, alimaamoser (< 20) wrote:

If we only had one banana and no other material what so ever. Would it theoretically be possible to use the whatever tiniest particles inside that banana to create diamond or gold?

If so, what would be necessary, and how long time would it take to create a machine with such ability

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