How To Push Your Stock Up 4%
Lose $2 billion.
Tell beleaguered equity bagholders that you're going to have to dilute them further.
Announce terribly pessimistic outlook.
Don't go bankrupt this week.
And -- this is the key, pay attention -- make sure that everyone knows your alleged public ownership structure is bogus, that you are "too big to fail," so that the American taxpayers have your back, through the increasingly popular, "Bailout Ben" put.