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How To Tick Off an AMD Shareholder & More Random Musings

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October 05, 2010 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: AMD , CVVT , AUGT

Want to know the secret to ticking off an AMD shareholder? Tell them the truth. =)

Now for more random musings.....

Piper Jaffray and Roth Capital both must have eaten from the same brownie batch that made China Valve Technologies look like a two-headed sea serpent, fortunately the effects of said brownies are only temporary. Eventually they will remove the foot from their mouth and the blindfold from their eyes, learn how to read a financial report, and recommend raising their price targets on CVVT.

Coca Cola Enterprises became part of the Coca Cola Corporation today and paid out a $10 cash dividend to shareholders on record.. it did NOT fall 31%, it merely re-distributed wealth to shareholders. If one more member of the media brow-beats a Coca Cola representative as to why the stock is "nosediving" today so help me, POW... to da moon!

Check it out, Augme Technologies is back at it again! Modavox went and changed its name and decided to pay another guy to pump up their stock price and it's working so far. We all remember how this story ended last time. Well, they're only trading at 200...maybe 300 times revenue now so they're getting better I guess. Maybe in 2023 when their revenues catch up with their valuation we'll have to actually give this a momentary thought of whether we want to completely slam it with sarcasm or make a logical argument why they will never succeed.

The UltraChina portfolio is apparently human, dropping for the first time in like 7 trading days. Still, an accuracy of 69% so far is well ahead of even my most bullish expectations.

New rule of thumb in the metals sector... throw the word "Moly" in your name and you'll shoot up 100% in just under 2 months.

When in the hell did rice r' roni get to $1.69 a box????

Who is Kate Gosselin and why does she have a TV show?

Did Hewlett Packard draw the short stick? Leo Apothekar? Seriously?  

My Detroit Lions literally can't buy a win right now, but at least we've been competitive in 3 out of the 4 games thus far! Go Lions!

UltraLong

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 05, 2010 at 9:52 AM, Seansonfire (40.00) wrote:

The Lions should have won that game against my beloved Bears.  I have never heard of that rule before this instance.  Oh well, you will get another chance at the Bears, maybe without Cutler if our Offensive Line Keeps letting him get sacked 10 times a game.

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#2) On October 05, 2010 at 12:04 PM, rfaramir (30.46) wrote:

I love it when the poor hapless Lions play well.  Especially against my Chicago wife's Bears' division opponents.  (Not that I have other wives in other cities!)

Great AMD article.  Now THAT's the fiesty UltraLong I was waiting to see on mainstream Motley Fool articles.  (Your previous article was okay, but quite bland for you.)  I'm actually an AMD rooter, but they're a bit like the Lions, unfortunately.  I'm glad my Apple went with Intel chips, instead of AMD, though that certainly would have been interesting. 

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#3) On October 06, 2010 at 4:17 AM, SweetMircha (93.43) wrote:

LOL, Ultra you're hilarious. Don't stop whatever you do.  We sure need a good laugh. Here I sit at a quarter after 1 in the morning after saying that I was signing off & getting some zzzzz's. All of a sudden your write-up popped up. I couldn't stop reading & enjoying the humour.

Love it.

Night night.   Hey somebody turn off that light,   please.

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#4) On October 07, 2010 at 1:10 AM, ikkyu2 (99.51) wrote:

I hope they let Jahvid's toe heal up - but I don't think they will.  They're on track to make a grade 3, eight-week injury out of it.

The guy is too crazy athletic.  Isn't he fun to watch? 

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#5) On March 07, 2011 at 10:22 AM, aguadaboca (39.14) wrote:

Good reporting UltraLong...And quite FUNNY! Yeah, that Rice R' Roni price does indicate big inflation, more so than indicated by the $3.89 gas at the pump courtesy of our brethern Arabians just looking for a little control over their lives, and the freedom to speak their mind!I sincerely wish all the best to the Saudi's, Libians, UAE's,Egypt and others who often think no differently than us, but are represented by powerful "people" who have vaste amounts of money looted or earned from the past. I'm surprised our English friends haven't tried to loot the queen of England and her family though they are popular! And many are well meaning ,contibuting much time to charity and well meaning efforts. And stop that looting of pleasure boats and commercial vesselsoff Liberia coasts, often with a short crew of 6 or 8 guys(200' tankers)Shame on the pirates, it'sbad enough Hollywood makes movies of them! I'll sell Augyme today !(+72%....eat my shorts!!!!!!!!!

Makes up halfway for my stupidity not closing out my short on Tiffany(TIF) as I was concentrating on US sales and didn't realize their quickly growing exposure in the foreign markets, like the wealth Brasilians,Hong Kong, etc.  before shorting anything that smells like a dog, always go through a mechanical checklist! Good investing UltraLong...get back that .01 and 100% rating!

PS, just got out of long term stay at hospital with spinal injury...this is great therapy!!!!!!

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