I Have A RIGHT to Healthcare!
I have a right to healthcare?
It's right there in the constitution! That's what my teachers taught me...I have a right to life, liberty, and HAPPINESS! I can't be happy if I am sick, so I have the right to good quality affordable healthcare. The president said so, and Hillary said so, and since they are two of the most powerful people in the world it MUST BE SO!
If you went to med-school and studied for years to be a doctor, that's just tough luck. I have a RIGHT to your services. If you invented the MRI machine, or make or sell MRI machines, tough luck for you too because I have a RIGHT to have an MRI.
It doesn't matter if I don't have health insurance. It doesn't matter if I knew there was a chance I might become sick....and refused to buy insurance when I could....cause insurance companies are EVIL!
We can't just let people die! There are thousands of people dying every year because they don't have healthcare...it says so on their death certificate in ALL CAPS: CAUSE OF DEATH: NO HEALTHCARE!
We must have a social safety net. People are clearly too stupid to provide for themselves. Charities are too busy investing with Madoff, and the Church is too busy arguing over issues of gay marriage. Who will feed the 1 in 8 starving Americans? Who will stop people from dying in the street?
I have a RIGHT to your goods and services. If you are an Ambulance driver you should work for free. A nurse? A doctor? A CNA? A Rad-Tech? FREE! FREE! FREE!
You have no right to your property. You have no right to keep the fruits of your labor. You are a slave to the state.
Soon. Very soon. Our rights will be expanded even further. For example, everyone should have the right to a smooth running mode of transportation. Mechanics look out! You too, will soon be working for free. Car dealers beware! Forget Cash 4 Clunkers! Soon it will be FREE CARS 4 ALL!
If the gov't can take the goods and services of the medical profession by force, then there is no reason that they can't take everything from everyone in an attempt to pass it out equally.
Well. That's enough for now. I am off to the hospital to get a free MRI without health insurance. And then I think I will head down to the Lexus lot and pick me out a new car. I don't have to pay for it, right? Right. Cause it's a right.