I made the front page!
Mom told me never to do anything that I wouldn't want to see on the front page the next day. Well, I'm so jazzed about being on the front page, I don't think that rule rules out anything. I made CAPS's front page! Feel free to picture me doing my rich, fat man dance of glee, jowls flapping wildly.
By the way, I may be biased, but I think my article's graphic is cooler than most I've seen so far.