I Spit Up Watermelon All Over My Plasma TV LOL
I was watching my boy Jim Cramer on Mad Money and some lady caller who I assume is new to investing said the following paraphrased:
"Jim Cramer... you are so hot... well I've been following your advice and investing intelligently... and in doing so I've been making MAD MONEY"
Cramer blushes and then they flash up on the screen in bold letters:
"CALLERS RESULTS HAVE NOT BEEN VERIFIED"
That is when the watermelon went everywhere as I fell laughing.