The rap allusion at the end of my last entry went over so well, I have put another in the title of this post.
For indeed, like Ma Bell, I got the ill communication for you about a dividend yielder and a Dog of the Dow, AT&T.
I was going to write it out for you, but instead I happened upon this article at SeekingAlpha by one Ben Sender, written yesterday to analyze AT&T's numbers. He called it "The Safety of Coke with a Higher Return."
I looked at all the numbers he mentions and thought nearly the exact same thing, so rather than retype it I figured I'd just send my gentle readers - all 2 of you - over there.
Drop a comment, throw an electron my way, let me know this thing is on.