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In light of the Yahoo - Microsoft fiasco here's some jokes I made up...(enjoy)

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June 02, 2008 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: MSFT , YHOO

A)  Yahoo Search:  Clue

Yahoo Search turned up 0 hits.


B)  Yahoo Search:  Jerry Yang

Yahoo Search turned up 1 hit:
Would you like to see the hit?   

(YES)

Ok, that will be $2.1 Billion + Tax + Google Stock Options for all Yahoo Employees.


C)   Yahoo Search:  Syntax Error

Yahoo Search returned 10 hits:

Board Member 1
Board Member 2
Board Member 3
Board Member 4   ...  ... ...
Board Member 9 
Jerry Yang 


D)  Yahoo Search:  GOOGLE

We're Sorry, Yahoo Search can't remove its lips off Google's *** long enough to process your request.


E)  Yahoo Search:  Carl Ichan

Yahoo Search regrets to inform you that Jerry Yang has sealed all mention of Carl Ichan's name from Yahoo Search Engine.

Share Price drops 20%

Yahoo Search has returned 354,918,076 hits for Carl Ichan.

1 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On June 03, 2008 at 12:29 AM, SpaceMonkey01 (57.37) wrote:

Carl Icahn...I know he has probably lost more cash in his couch cushions than I have ever seen...but I think it funny that a man that does not own a PC is mucking around in the affairs of Yahoo and Circuit City. He can have them both.

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