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Intererest Free $10,000,000 For Every Fool!!!!!



May 03, 2010 – Comments (9)

Alstrymous proposes the following for every reader of Motley Fool:

1.  An Interest Free loan for $10,000,000 from either a bailed out Wall Street bank or the Government.

2.  Every Fool will guarantee principal repayment in 10 years by investing that money in ten year treasuries currently yielding 3.7% and deposit it with such bank so it can be used for capital further improving the balance sheets of our banking system.

3.  In an effort to be patriotic and reduce our national deficit...every Fool will agree to give half the profits from the interest rate spread to a proposed Alstrymous Non Profit Deficit Reduction Fund where all proceeds will be applied to paying down the national debt.

4.  After peforming their civic duties to a far greater degree than most bailed out bankers on a relative basis, each Fool would be earning about $165,000 per year in interest and the government would never have to worry about being paid back as principal repayment is guaranteed by the government through the treasuries.

I know $165,000 per year is not as much as the bankers are making right now...but it is a good start on our nation's road to recovery.  After all, the bankers are getting a lot more in interest free loans than Alstrymous is we never want to be accused of being greedy.

Further, I would be willing to donate my $165,000 to any charity that is willing to produce jobs, help humanity and further increase the tax rolls to improve the economy/employment outlook.

And just think....people actually accuse Alstrymous of not proposing solutions.

Here it we enter The Digital Age.........let's hope some terrorist act or natural disaster doesn't derail this ideal solution to the current problems facing our nation.

9 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On May 03, 2010 at 11:25 AM, freunddoggy (39.12) wrote:


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#2) On May 03, 2010 at 11:28 AM, dickseacup (< 20) wrote:

Hrmm, you've just described a scheme eerily reminiscent of the private central banking system. Just substitute "US Government" for "reader of Motley Fool" and "Federal Reserve" for "bailed out Wall Street bank or the government."


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#3) On May 03, 2010 at 11:30 AM, carcassgrinder (32.67) wrote:

great plan...and not to mention, your charity would reduce the deficit by approximately 111,770,640,000....minus whatever fees you may charge, of course.

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#4) On May 03, 2010 at 11:51 AM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

Unlike the bankers, Alstrymous would donate his time for the benefit of our nation.....and the world.

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#5) On May 03, 2010 at 12:15 PM, ikkyu2 (98.16) wrote:

DATELINE INTERNET (Reuters)  Alstrymous' lauded financial reform plan "is like a giant vampire squid, sticking Alstry's blood funnel into the face of the American taxpayer, forever," said Matt Taibbi.


Wait.. what? 

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#6) On May 03, 2010 at 2:19 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote: will be easier on the American Taxpayer because America will have a HUGE surplus and no one will ever have to pay taxes again.

The Alstrymous plan is the path to eradicate income taxes forever!!!!

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#7) On May 03, 2010 at 2:49 PM, RonChapmanJr (30.07) wrote:

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Where are the solutions?  What should someone be DOING about all of this. 

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#8) On May 03, 2010 at 3:01 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:


I just gave you a solution to payoff the national debt, end income taxes, and drive the stock market up to at least over 100,000 all in one action and you say where are the solutions?

What is your solution...grow crops as the millions of hungry people attack your little farm to eat?  How big is your gun anyway....12 inches?

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#9) On May 03, 2010 at 7:57 PM, cashkid79 (93.50) wrote:

Have to take care of basic human necessities before you can DO anything that is beyond those -- or you can just generate ideas for free non-stop and starve then turn to the gov't for money

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