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Turfscape (< 20)

iPhone users are getting screwed



August 10, 2010 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: AAPL , JNJ , CHD


iPhone Users Have More Sex

Now, as one who gets involved in statistical analysis from time to time, I know that there is no cause and effect here. I know that this is a flawed, unreliable measure. But, man, what an entertaining twist to the "my phone vs. your phone" wars!

"Pssht...iPhone, least my Droid doesn't drop calls"
"Yeah, well one call my iPhone doesn't drop: booty calls!"

So, now I need to see if there is any correlation between Apple's iPhone sales numbers and increases in Church & Dwight (CHD) or perhaps Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) (Makers of Trojan and K-Y products, respectively).

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On August 10, 2010 at 5:54 PM, XMFCrocoStimpy (97.55) wrote:

The key word in the study is partners, which may be very relevant to the Droid user crowd  :-P

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#2) On August 10, 2010 at 6:48 PM, PainterPoker (26.00) wrote:

I have two IPhones!

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#3) On August 10, 2010 at 6:50 PM, Valyooo (38.33) wrote:

My Iphones bigger than yours

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#4) On August 10, 2010 at 10:32 PM, ChrisGraley (28.63) wrote:

This just in...

Most of the iphone users are getting bent over in the Apple store. 

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#5) On August 17, 2010 at 6:00 PM, Turfscape (< 20) wrote:

Hmmm...perhaps good ol' Warren Buffett was thinking the same way I'm thinking...he's seriously upping his stake in JNJ.

It makes sense: more iPhone users, more sex, more need for JNJ products!

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