Jobs' iPad Fails to Absorb Dark Investor Sentiment -- Market Headline Contest
You know those lame market headlines that brainless editors at AP write to try and explain why aggregate indexes move one way or another? I think we should have a daily contest to see who can come up with the best. If we get enough entries, I'll even donate a real live prize, something awesome from my desk at Fool HQ.
My entry for Today is:
Jobs' iPad Fails to Absorb Dark Investor Sentiment