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February 28, 2011 – Comments (9)




A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming , universal health care , or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know sh!t?"

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#1) On February 28, 2011 at 3:53 PM, checklist34 (98.36) wrote:


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#2) On February 28, 2011 at 6:14 PM, fewl10 (< 20) wrote:

Is that mullet for real?

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#3) On February 28, 2011 at 6:23 PM, Option1307 (30.64) wrote:


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#4) On February 28, 2011 at 7:29 PM, motleyanimal (36.16) wrote:


At my age, any hair is good hair. Although I do question why the hair on my head is being replaced with hair on my back. I mean, what kind of a freakin' deal is that?

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#5) On March 01, 2011 at 9:10 AM, EnigmaDude (61.61) wrote:

That sounds like my kid!

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#6) On March 01, 2011 at 8:44 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Carl, that's too funny, if there is such a thing, like too much fun.
Hey, no more TMF? Hope all is well at the animal house. Best

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#7) On March 01, 2011 at 8:48 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Her's one for you- Comment #9  here:

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#8) On March 01, 2011 at 8:53 PM, topsecret10 (< 20) wrote:

LOL !   :)   

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#9) On March 02, 2011 at 12:14 PM, L0RDZ (91.04) wrote:

I wish someone would say this joke everytime they have televised congressional meetings  in which they have incompetents speaking to Ben or Timmy or whatever other big shots or experts they like to parade and ask or make silly comments.

Just listen to Maxine Waters among others

Perhaps they should ask and see if Ben or Tim can explain why horses, pigs,  cows, and deer have different poo.

Have you heard the news ?

Do you see my name ?


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