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April 24, 2009 – Comments (3) | RELATED TICKERS: D

Not really relevant to investing--or anything. But it made me laugh, and when isn't laughter a good policy?

Associated Press reports:

Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls

 BLOOMINGTON, Minn. – Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.

The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.

The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department.

Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where was treated.

 

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#1) On April 24, 2009 at 3:05 AM, anticitrade (99.66) wrote:

I think these guys are in every care I see on the highway.

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#2) On April 24, 2009 at 3:07 AM, anticitrade (99.66) wrote:

Yeah....  care = car....  Its pretty late.

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#3) On April 24, 2009 at 1:26 PM, BigFatBEAR (29.48) wrote:

"To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" ~Homer Simpson

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