January 07, 2009
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Getting ready to pounce on this selloff.
One of my cats offered me the following advice:
"Never pounce on a porcupine."
Then my other cat chimed in with:
"Anyone can catch a dead mouse."
I was qyuite impressed with their keen perceptions, so I asked them how I might improve the performance of my IRA.
Thelma, the older cat replied: "You should get a retirement plan like mine. And BTW, the fireplace could use another log."