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Macroeconomics! So easy a caveman can do it.

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November 19, 2009 – Comments (8)

Government broke!

China Lie!

Market Expensive!

No jobs!

Dollar worthless!

Gold shiny!

Canada got gold!

Healthcare expensive!

Government clueless!

Caveman got headache!

I go smash now!

 

8 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On November 19, 2009 at 1:08 PM, SolarisKing (< 20) wrote:

my thoughts exactly

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#2) On November 19, 2009 at 1:12 PM, chk999 (99.98) wrote:

You forgot:

Bacon good!

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#3) On November 19, 2009 at 1:18 PM, TMFBent (99.83) wrote:

Chris GEALY just beginning to UNDERSTAND the secret of BENTANEMICs!!!

Poor man have it wrong, however. Gold shiny, but WORTHLESS as a currency. Gold is to HEAVY to carry to the BOOT HEELERY or the fuel dispenser for HORSELESS carriage! Paper money MUCH lilghter but WORTHLESS as Ben BERNANKE, a man CONFIRMED to pray at the ALTAR of the DARK, as well as EAT DUCKLINGS, print it from ink made of CHILD BLOOD on paper made from demolished SHACKS of the downtrodden!

Only hairless, CRISPy chicken to be the safe HAVEN currency of the FUTURE. Bentamoronics TOLD YOUSO weeks ago.

HEAR and HEAR. Did you listen?

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#4) On November 19, 2009 at 1:31 PM, chk999 (99.98) wrote:

Bent - Bacon is tastier than chicken and hence more valuable. People wrap things in Bacon to make them taste better. People wrap chicken in other things to make it taste better.

Chicken Good! Bacon Better!!

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#5) On November 19, 2009 at 1:33 PM, ChrisGraley (30.25) wrote:

LOL, A bentanemics flashback!

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#6) On November 19, 2009 at 2:07 PM, davejh23 (< 20) wrote:

"People wrap things in Bacon to make them taste better. People wrap chicken in other things to make it taste better."

* This message brought to you by the United Bacon Farmers of America.

You've convinced me.  Chk999, what your favorite bacon play?  Pet pig?

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#7) On November 19, 2009 at 2:52 PM, TMFBent (99.83) wrote:

BACON not a REAL alternative to REFRESHING, healthful CHICKEN. Pig cannot fly to the LAMPWICK trimmer's. Even small piglet, made of meat and PORKFAT, much harder to fit into a FLOURSACK and carry to the MOVING PICTURES. Also, not enough space inside the TICKET MONGER'S BOOTH for everyone who pays in BACON.

Chicken, especially CORNISH HEN, a much more REASONABLE ALTERNAT CURRENCY.

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#8) On November 19, 2009 at 4:11 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

What if you wrapped tofu in bacon? Would that taste better than chicken? lol.

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