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February 06, 2008 – Comments (2)

I love it...  To quote the Big Picture:

WARNING: THESE BONDS HAVE BEEN RATED AAA BY A MAJOR RATING FIRM. THESE RATING FIRMS HAVE PROVEN THEMSELVES TO BE CLUELESS, MONEY-LOSING INCOMPETENTS IN EXCESS  OF A TRILLION DOLLARS IN LOSSES. THEY WERE PAID HANDSOMELY BY THE BOND UNDERWRITER, AND ARE HOPELESSLY COMPROMISED. PURCHASERS OF THESE BONDS ARE ADVISED TO  IMMEDIATELY  KILL THEMSELVES, THUS SPARING THEIR LOVED ONES EMBARRASSMENT IN THE FUTURE. ALSO, THESE BONDS MAY LOSE VALUE. I JUST WET MYSELF MERELY THINKING ABOUT THIS PAPER. WHILE PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RETURNS, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT PAST PERFORMANCE ALSO SUCKED. DONT BLAME US IF YOU LOSE ANY MONEY, AS WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE F$#@ WE ARE DOING ANYWAY. REALLY, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.

 

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#1) On February 06, 2008 at 11:33 AM, abitare (39.45) wrote:

Deep thoughts by abitarecatania: 

Who is going to insure the insurers? Maybe the - government

Who is going to insure the government? ..... FED by printing money

Who is going to insure your wealth as the dollar is debased? You?

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#2) On February 06, 2008 at 6:53 PM, Harold71 (22.86) wrote:

David Walker, comptroller general: "I would argue that the most serious threat to the United States, is not someone hiding in a cave....but our own fiscal irresponsibility."

 Thank you President Bush...I feel so safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2fI2p9iVs

 

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