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Michael Hudson is the Chuck Norris of Economics



May 28, 2009 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: GS , WFC , C

Some facts about Michael Hudson

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Michael Hudson.

Michael Hudson doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Michael Hudson has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Michael Hudson.
Michael Hudson does not sleep. He waits.

Michael Hudson is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Michael Hudson is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Michael Hudson counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Michael Hudson beard. There is only another fist.

When Michael Hudson does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Michael Hudson is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Michael Hudson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Michael Hudson can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Michael Hudson doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Michael Hudson can slam a revolving door.

Michael Hudson does not get frostbite. Michael Hudson bites frost

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#1) On May 28, 2009 at 4:14 PM, dudemonkey (51.43) wrote:

Awesome post!  Thanks for brightening my day with repurposed Chuck Norris jokes!

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