Mickey D's kicks @$$
...and I'm seriously considering investing in them, if I ever make any money. Not only have I been very impressed with the consistency and efficiency of the service when I've gone and used their free wi-fi (serving people fast pleases customers and increases revenue per hour), but this video is over the top:
Psychotic b*tch assaults a drive-thru
Watch the video, or at least the second half, if the first part is too boring. (Also, you may want to provide your own music, because it's silent.) Did you notice anything interesting? Yes, after the intrepid drive-thru attendant is viciously assaulted and the drive-thru window is broken, she calmly, coolly serves the next customer!
I mean, are you serious? That is bad@$$! I know they're evil and they're making America fat, and supporting corporate farming and all, but I can't help it: I love the golden arches.
Lastly, somebody get this woman a seriously high-paying career. She is the most dedicated worker I've seen in as long as I can remember.