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Mommy, Government Motors is trying to kill Grandpa! (An attempt at humor)

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November 20, 2009 – Comments (5)

First GM decides to spend the last thirty years doing everything wrong. The result? Bankruptcy!  Then a gov't takeover. Then the present administration meets resistance to the government option insurance idea with its death panels so they take the next logical step: They are going to find a way to kill your grandparents! Yes! You heard it here first. They want to control healthcare spending by wacking the elderly. How will they do this? I am glad you asked. What is the one sure way to kill an old person besides using a pillow? No, not that. Think again. Yes! They are going to kill grandpa with a Buick! "Wait!", you say ,"How are they going to have so many psycho agents on the steets, in Buicks, waiting to run over old people at pedestrian crossings?!" Oh, my friend, the plot is more simple and evil than that. Your elderly loved ones will control their own fates, their deaths, and maybe even yours should you ride with them in their shiny New Buick!!!

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#1) On November 20, 2009 at 3:50 PM, chk999 (99.97) wrote:

"I want do die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa, not screaming in terror like his passengers."

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#2) On November 20, 2009 at 4:15 PM, ChrisGraley (29.73) wrote:

The are just trying to finish off the rest of the old people. Obama made sure to kill off the ones that were GM bondholders.

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#3) On November 20, 2009 at 7:44 PM, Mary953 (75.17) wrote:

Hey, that's great!  Once I learn how to use a clutch, my son-in-law can teach me how to drift.  I always wanted to drive a car sideways.  I need that "little ole lady from Pasadena" avatar back!  Hey, Cato, he lives in your zip code - run!  ;)

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#4) On November 20, 2009 at 8:09 PM, ChrisGraley (29.73) wrote:

Mary will be out "Ghost ridin da whip!"

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#5) On November 20, 2009 at 8:10 PM, ChrisGraley (29.73) wrote:

Mary! Ghost ridin da whip!

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