MY Joke for the Day (this will NOT become a daily feature by me)
As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.
For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.
I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.
She's beautiful; big boobs, great figure and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."