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My plan to save the stock market



October 08, 2010 – Comments (4)

Let us fine corporations for creating jobs. That way, unemployment will never fall below 10% and Bernanke will never run out of reasons to follow through with QE2, QE3, ... QE_N. The expectation of QE will become permanent and the stock market will go permanently up. 

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#1) On October 08, 2010 at 10:14 PM, ChrisGraley (28.64) wrote:

Wait! You forgot that we need to make it illegal to foreclose on someone's home!

That way the jobless people don't have to pay their mortgage and real estate can continue to grow! 

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#2) On October 08, 2010 at 10:41 PM, Varchild2008 (83.82) wrote:

Oh and let's fine everyone that even so much as THINKS about sipping on a Pepsi or Coke or Dr. Pepper beverage while driving.

That way there will be plenty of money to keep C.E.O.s of Banks that start foreclosures behind bars.

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#3) On October 08, 2010 at 11:01 PM, RLAprof (< 20) wrote:

Gosh, I'm much more concerned about how much it will cost us to keep those CEOs OUT of jail.

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#4) On October 08, 2010 at 11:23 PM, sawchain (< 20) wrote:

The fed should skip the step of buying stock in US companies.  They should go straight to buying thier products.  If they destroy all the stock they buy, the economy will be strong!  Why didn't we think of this sooner?

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