Hi Kids! Did you know that the word "avatar" comes from the Hindi for "incarnation of a deity"? I'll bet you did, because you're smart. Only smart kids read my blog.
Well, I got a new avatar (not an incarnation of a Hindu god/dess, but an image representing myself on CAPS), and I want to blog to you about it. First, I would have put a picture of my own on there (perhaps of my sister-in-law's dog, who's really cute), but I lack the technical proficiency to do that. Also, I'm not sure that's allowed. Second, I chose one of the pictures I don't remember seeing around much. Third, I really like the fat guy. He looks like a throwback to the days when enormously rich people were enormously fat. He's got a big ol' fortune, and he's got a weight problem to match. Take that, skinny working-class people of the industrial era!