New CAPS contest
Hi there, boys and girls! Your Uncle Fleabagger is flacking a new contest today. It's called "Search for a Winner" and the rules are downright bizarre. You have to pick stocks (1-9 picks) with "mar" somewhere in the company name. You can search CAPS by typing mar in the search field, DO NOT HIT ENTER, and click the Search CAPS button.
So why does Uncle Fleabagger care whether or not you join the contest? Because Uncle Fleabagger needs more money, and the more contestants there are, the more money the winner gets, and the more money the next contest will be worth. And I intend to win the contest handily. I just want it to be worth > $1000 to me. So join in and tell all your buddies to join in, and UF will make himself some dough. Thank you.