No Chance Commander
September 28, 2010
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No Chance Commander - A Varchild Spoof of the Lyrics for Electric Six's Dance Commander
Do not obey No Chance Commander
He's Givin' out the order to Tax-ya
Do not obey No Chance Commander
He thinks Democratic Voters are Slackers
Who teleprompts the orders here?,
Alright
Who teleprompts the orders here?,
Alright
It would be awesome!!
If Obama's trance-a
It would be awesome, yeah
Made you lose your pants-a
It would be awesome, yeah
If you bother to vote
Because you'll never vote
You'll never vote
You'll never vote for more disappointing jokes
Alright
Alright
...who telemprompts the orders here?
Alright
...who teleprompts the orders here?
Alright
Midterms are drawn, primaries are done
No Chance Commander already thinks he's won
Radio message from HQ
No Chance Commander, will hippie punch you.
Let's get the voting started right, y'all.
Let's get the voting started rrrrrriiiiggghhht!
I went to the Gulf to get more
Voters!!!... To Dump the Democrats some more
Americans have all this pride
Tea party's headed for a Conservative Land Slide
Voting is free
Voting is nice
Repeal Obamacare's changes!
Roll the dice.
Repeal Obamcare's changes...
It would be awesome!!!
If the voters will pounce-a
It would be awesome, yeah
if they voted out the marxist dunce-a
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's give Obama a show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know until you VOTE!!!
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
I want Conservatism to last forever
Ooo, baby!
Alright
Alright
Do not obey No Chance Commander
Do not obey No Chance Commander
Do not obey No Chance Commander
Do not obey No Chance Commander
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come onnnnn!...