No End of the World From Alstrynomics
It is terribly funny how many CAPs members fail to distinguish Alstrynomics incredible projections and analysis on the economy and the "end of the world."
Folks...it won't be that bad...one of of three you you will likely be unemployed...sooo what.... that means two of you will be still drudging to your job every morning. I know Alstry, unemployment is only at 7.6% and climbing....but if you now notice...upward revisions are getting higher and higher every month.
For those of you that don't understand BLS Birth/Death Rate adjustments or hedonics....you may want to Goggle those two terms to get a better grip on unemployment and deflation.
Actually, for the Alstrynomics partyobashomenter....partying improves when times get a little more strained....passion picks up and Alstrynomics loves passion.
And if you are preparing for retirement...don't worry...even if you can't afford to live on your own....your kids will be forced to take you in(or if you are lucky you have a hot friend from high school whose husband recently died and was an avid practioner of Alstrynomics has left her tons of cash). Think about the revenge you can get on those little buggers, heck you took care of them for 18 years.....they could at give you a decent place to hang your hat for a few.
And all those people getting kicked out of their homes while the bankers are getting checks for trillions....its OK.....the more people in one home......the better the chance for a bigger party.....again all good if you have the right frame of mind.
Just think about the money you can save by avoiding the barber and buying a clipper with a #2....hundreds my friends......and the gas as well.
Who needs two cars when one will do.....heck you might get lucky when your wife drops you off at work....assuming you still have a job.
So let's sum up this quick summary(I am sure you guys can add a bunch below):
We won't have to work as much.
We have a better chance getting closer to our spouses or partners.
We will be able to party more.
We won't have to deal with so much crap and stuff we don't need.
We can actually learn from our parents now that they have a lot to teach us and time to spend with them.
Drinking will likey get cheaper.
Buying houses will likely get cheaper.
Most things will likely get cheaper...........
Now does that sound like the end of the world to you..............no sireeeeeeeeee.