Obama's PERFECT Recipe.
I hesitate to make this post. I feel eyes watching me everywhere. They are staring right through me. I'm going to put the title on last and hit the send. If you never hear from me again, then carry on the cause.......
Obama's PERFECT RECIPE
1. Say desparing things about the doomed economy. How bad it was when inherited. How there will be years of crisis if not a depression if something drastic is NOT done and soon, like yesterday!
2. Get Stimulus plan passed. (Even if it has pork after you promised to squash Pork).
3. Say good things about the economy. Stock markets rise. Confidence rises. Get budget passed even if it is FULL of Pork and overspending.
3B. Print money like crazy. Devalue the dollar. Inflation will come, try (on purpose) to keep it coming "slowly.
4. Push Renewable Energy. In the name of Global Warming, Independence and JOBS! (Real reason in 5).
5. Devalued Dollar causes Oil prices to rise. Oil prices rise, 2-3 years pass. Booming economy gets blame for oil going back up. G7 Votes NEW Currency. Oil is now not based on the dollar. Oil prices drop. Alternative Energy in Play, no one notices what the printing presses did to OIL!
6. Inflation wipes out half the effect of the extra printing press. Housing prices start back up. Budget rises.
7. Reelection. 4 MORE YEARS, SLAM DUNK. Goal the next four years=more socialism., bigger budgets. Secondary Goal, Pressure the NCAA so that Obama's brackets come out on top!
Putting title on blog and sending. Wish me luck....
Oh no, not the straight jacket...already...I didn't hit send yet............