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Obamacare Solution: Hideout in ANWAAR ALASKA

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December 22, 2009 – Comments (10)

Obamacare Solution:  Hideout in ANWAAR ALASKA..... set up a petition for Alaska to Seceed from the Union....Solicit help from Alaska National Guard + Russia + China to fend off any FED attempt to get back Alaska.

And furthermore....  Why would the FED care if Alaska seceeded from the union?  Afterall, the liberal dictators won't want to carpet bomb or nuke precious, prestine, ANWAAR Alaska.... Environmentalists would be up in arms....

Oh wait... and then they too would flock to ANWAAR ALASKA.... and we'd have a swarm of liberals in ALASKA...

Of course.... Conservatives would still outnumber them and we'd have all the guns... So when the Environmentalists arrive to protest against the Federal Government for sending in Military Troops and Carpet Bombing with Airplanes and Drones overhead....  Well.... The Environmentalists can be our Human Shields!

Heck... It's perfect!!!   ALASKA is the largest state in the union and easily big enough in ANWAAR alone to house all the Conservatives + Human Shields....  Russia can perform an Alaskan Blockade preventing the FED Navy from getting through.

I mean... how does this plan not work?

Of course I only jest......kid.....hmm....or do I????? Dum Dum Dum....!!

10 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On December 22, 2009 at 8:52 PM, AvianFlu (36.07) wrote:

Of course Alaska is big enough to house all the conservatives in the United States.  After all, there are only 97 of us!...

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#2) On December 22, 2009 at 9:56 PM, Varchild2008 (83.79) wrote:

hmm....97% of America you mean I think.

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#3) On December 22, 2009 at 10:28 PM, ChrisGraley (29.71) wrote:

1) Get a second passport. (I have 3)

2) Buy a boat.

3) Move somewhere where they leave you alone if you are not a citizen.

4) Renounce citizenship.

5) Tell your kids that they don't have to worry about the burden of paying for mistakes that happened before they were born.

 

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#4) On December 22, 2009 at 10:39 PM, 1315623493 wrote:

Someone just went cookoo for obama puffs.

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#5) On December 23, 2009 at 1:24 AM, Toburk (44.15) wrote:

I guess Alaska could get Canada to annex it, as healthcare is the sole perview of the provinces, they could have whatever kind of healthcare they would want.

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#6) On December 23, 2009 at 8:35 AM, drgroup (69.09) wrote:

It's either Alaska or Texas. Great idea. When does the bus leave?

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#7) On December 23, 2009 at 9:05 AM, Sozurmama (22.63) wrote:

wait, does a state have to pay off a relative amount of the national debt to seceed? it could be a trap!

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#8) On December 23, 2009 at 4:17 PM, Melaschasm (55.86) wrote:

If the proportion is divided by population, Alaska can sell enough oil to Japan and China to pay off its share, and still not tax its citizens.

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#9) On December 23, 2009 at 4:18 PM, Varchild2008 (83.79) wrote:

Not with all that Oil Alaska has underneath ANWAAR Reigion to pay it off with.

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#10) On December 23, 2009 at 4:18 PM, Varchild2008 (83.79) wrote:

Not with all that Oil Alaska has underneath ANWAAR Reigion to pay it off with.

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