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TMFMileHigh (73.73)

Oh how I want to short this stock, if you can actually call it that...

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October 29, 2007 – Comments (4)

 

Usually, the stock spam I get is rife with spelling errors and miscellaneous garbage. But this ... this, Fool, is pure poetry, delivered to my in-box earlier today:

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In the markets, A unique product is always rewarded, and the company will always soar as long as there is demand and have growing markets to explore.

Now we would like to present a new concept thats been hitting globally and a real company with real and unique product.

Introducing ShotPak (SHTP)

Whats the unique product??

The ShotPak is a new and innovative concept in alcohol packaging. The shot is a single serving shot of alcohol or a Ready-To-Drink (RTD) mixed cocktail in a soft portable pouch. It eliminates the need for you to carry glass bottles, mixers and bar tools when you go out.

When full, the ShotPak is lighter than a 50 ml airplane botle and more convenient to carry. The ShotPak was developed to target people who are enagaged in an active lifestyle and are on the go.

If you don't believe this works, read their latest press releases and see the craze grow.

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Am I the only one who thinks these folks have never heard of a cooler? Or, perhaps, common decency? What's next, drive-thru happy hour? I swear this would be the perfect short if it weren't already a penny stock.

 FWIW and Foolish best,

Tim (TMFMileHigh) 

  

4 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 30, 2007 at 2:27 AM, cluelessmorgan (95.71) wrote:

Sadly enough, there's enough idiots out there that you may yet get to short it.

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#2) On October 30, 2007 at 3:45 AM, saunafool (98.94) wrote:

Short it? Where can I buy it?

This product is amazing! All those years I got kicked off the job because my boss would see that flask in my inner coat pocket. All those bottles that were confiscated by concert security. How many places could I have gotten drunk on my own dime by sneeking in my own booze?

I thought my life was a waste, but now I have hope. 

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#3) On October 30, 2007 at 7:16 AM, Gtrinvestor (99.83) wrote:

Thanks for the amusing clip... however, it would have been funnier if the stock had a market cap of at least $100 MM and a share price of $1.50  8o) 

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#4) On October 30, 2007 at 5:29 PM, TMFMileHigh (73.73) wrote:

 

... It would have been funnier if the stock had a market cap of at least $100 MM and a share price of $1.50  8o)

 Too true, Gtrinvestor. Too true.

 

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