Oh how I want to short this stock, if you can actually call it that...
Usually, the stock spam I get is rife with spelling errors and miscellaneous garbage. But this ... this, Fool, is pure poetry, delivered to my in-box earlier today:
In the markets, A unique product is always rewarded, and the company will always soar as long as there is demand and have growing markets to explore.
Now we would like to present a new concept thats been hitting globally and a real company with real and unique product.
Introducing ShotPak (SHTP)
Whats the unique product??
The ShotPak is a new and innovative concept in alcohol packaging. The shot is a single serving shot of alcohol or a Ready-To-Drink (RTD) mixed cocktail in a soft portable pouch. It eliminates the need for you to carry glass bottles, mixers and bar tools when you go out.
When full, the ShotPak is lighter than a 50 ml airplane botle and more convenient to carry. The ShotPak was developed to target people who are enagaged in an active lifestyle and are on the go.
If you don't believe this works, read their latest press releases and see the craze grow.
Am I the only one who thinks these folks have never heard of a cooler? Or, perhaps, common decency? What's next, drive-thru happy hour? I swear this would be the perfect short if it weren't already a penny stock.
FWIW and Foolish best,