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June 08, 2007 – Comments (4)

She really, really, really doesn't want to be in jail.

I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. I read that they wouldn't let her bring in books. That seems too harsh. Let her read a thing or to, do her time, and then get back to drinking in public without underpants, so that all will be right with the world.

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#1) On June 08, 2007 at 5:44 PM, FoolishChemist (97.00) wrote:

She needs to toughen up.  Maybe 45 days in Iraq would do the trick.

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#2) On June 08, 2007 at 6:20 PM, TMFBent (99.82) wrote:

Ha. We don't send our wealthy to Iraq. Nor our powerful. How many sitting legislators in Washington DC have children serving in the war they declared?

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#3) On June 08, 2007 at 6:20 PM, TMFCrocoStimpy (95.38) wrote:

Let's be fair about the no book issue: they wouldn't let her bring in Where's Waldo because they feared her resulting frustration could cause her emotional damage.  I, for one, applaud their compassion.

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#4) On June 11, 2007 at 9:41 AM, FoolishChemist (97.00) wrote:

She needs to toughen up.  Maybe 45 days in Iraq would do the trick.

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