Pay me, baby!
Yesterday GW Bush suggested that the solution to the high fuel prices we are experiencing is as simple as opening up off shore oil fields to drilling. He said that there are 18 billion barrels of oil sitting under water out there. In a monumental and cosmic shift from my typical left wing liberal environmentalist tree hugging do gooder entitling enabling self I have decided to encourage GW to sell. As a US citizen and 1/300,000,000 shareholder in the USA I will sell my 60 bbls for $140.00 each. If you want them, they are yours. Just cut me a check for $8400.00. To much you say?
Then shut up and go drill where you are already allowed.