Poop Market Collapses!
Shares of Environmental Power Group, (EPG), converters of cow waste into gas and fertilizer took a turn for the worse today. The poop converter plunged almost 20% today, one of the largest movements of poop in decades.
After the recent and explosive run-up, experts say the market for BS and fertilizer has dumped completely with the end of the 2008 election cycle. Americans, the worlds biggest consumers of BS, are no longer buying.
Desperate for relief from the backed up market, "Environmental Power Corp And Organix, Inc. Establish Alliance To Produce High Value Soil Amendment Products".
"Wealthy Americans will still be buying high end BS" said one anal yst.
"It is only a matter of time before the recent glut of BS is back down to more normal levels. There has never been a better time to get into BS" a spokesperson for the National Association of Bull Shitters said. "New markets for BS are being developed all the time."