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Poop Market Collapses!

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November 05, 2008 – Comments (11) | RELATED TICKERS: EPG

Shares of Environmental Power Group, (EPG), converters of cow waste into gas and fertilizer took a turn for the worse today. The poop converter plunged almost 20% today, one of the largest movements of poop in decades.

After the recent and explosive run-up, experts say the market for BS and fertilizer has dumped completely with the end of the 2008 election cycle. Americans, the worlds biggest consumers of BS, are no longer buying.

Desperate for relief from the backed up market, "Environmental Power Corp And Organix, Inc. Establish Alliance To Produce High Value Soil Amendment Products".

"Wealthy Americans will still be buying high end BS" said one anal yst.

"It is only a matter of time before the recent glut of BS is back down to more normal levels. There has never been a better time to get into BS" a spokesperson for the National Association of Bull Shitters said. "New markets for BS are being developed all the time."

 

11 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On November 06, 2008 at 12:19 AM, motleyanimal (90.78) wrote:

I knew this stock would take a dump.

Something about it didn't smell right.

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#2) On November 06, 2008 at 12:20 AM, dinodelaurentis (72.76) wrote:

do they have a B.S. in poop?  i bet they don't know s#!t.

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#3) On November 06, 2008 at 12:38 PM, Tastylunch (29.26) wrote:

LOL

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#4) On November 06, 2008 at 3:50 PM, outoffocus (22.85) wrote:

I guess Americans have had all they could stomach....

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#5) On November 06, 2008 at 4:03 PM, outoffocus (22.85) wrote:

When the crap hit the fan it was over.

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#6) On November 06, 2008 at 4:53 PM, abitare (39.45) wrote:

I guess these guys could not use B.S. to get rich after all.

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#7) On November 06, 2008 at 7:02 PM, blake303 (29.26) wrote:

Are you calling a bottom?

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#8) On November 06, 2008 at 8:12 PM, outoffocus (22.85) wrote:

Nope. The economy is in the toilet and my portfolio is wiped clean.

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#9) On November 06, 2008 at 8:13 PM, outoffocus (22.85) wrote:

This stock isnt worth sh**.

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#10) On November 07, 2008 at 12:20 AM, milpo (78.83) wrote:

I tell you.  You fools are crazy!  May the farts be with you.

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#11) On November 10, 2008 at 9:39 PM, motleyanimal (90.78) wrote:

Hey folks, I'm constipated.

Should I continue to sit on my assets?

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